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previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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And now you are staring down the army

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known as the Ax of Mirabar.

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I say we put our weapons down.

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We can't fight an army, right?

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You are shackled and they walk you

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towards the brig area, the jail area in this building.

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There is one dwarf who looks like he's pretty beaten up

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and looks like he is sleeping.

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Wakey wakey.

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I am Osric Battlehammer.

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I was a lieutenant in the Ax of Mirabar.

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Why are you in jail?

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There are some magic-y things going on

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and those guards down there, they aren't good anymore.

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And in walk, three more warriors

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from the Ax of Mirabar.

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And in unison, we are known as Tholonius Prinsby

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and there is a power that's been creeping over the land.

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And I plan on using you to figure out where it comes from.

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Y'all, we gotta get outta here.

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I'll go and Jimmy open that door.

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Once you pull off the helmet,

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you see his skin looks gray

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and light black veins that run over his face.

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Gross.

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Oh no, is there some necromancy shit going on here?

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Yeah, this doesn't sound good.

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Osric reaches down and unlocks the door

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and it appears that your weapons are in this room.

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Huzzah!

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We've solved the weapons puzzle.

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As Flint, you run through,

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there is a bright light that shines

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as you pass through this door.

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And Nubara and Thea, you see this light

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as you pass through the door as well.

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And you step out into a hall that doesn't look the same.

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Portal, sweet.

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I mean, not, it's definitely gonna be bad, but sweet.

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Thea, you open the door

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and in the center of this room,

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there is a statue of the deity Loth.

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As you step into the room,

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three zombies begin shambling out from behind this statue,

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groaning and making their way towards you.

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Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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I'm your Dungeon Master, Russ More,

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and with me today is Yanni McGonerson, Amy More.

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Yeah.

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And Carla Johnson.

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Hey, I like the call out of Amy.

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No one would know, it's just audio.

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Tom and I didn't even know.

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No idea.

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Right?

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I'm in the middle of a yawn.

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Russ is like, here's my opportunity to see me first.

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Really gonna zinger this time.

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Yeah, and Tom Laird.

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Hello.

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How you guys doing?

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Good.

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Great.

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That's good.

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I'm gonna razz on you hard this time now

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because you just opened up just guns a blazing.

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Yeah, oh, absolutely.

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It's on like Donkey Kong.

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Remember the time before we were recording

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when you guys still lived in Canada

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and we were playing at your house

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and Amy had that amazing potion

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and you made her drop it.

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I remember that time.

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I don't remember this.

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Oh, right.

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Somebody wrote notes somewhere, there were swears.

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There was notes during Canada.

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You called her out for the yawn

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and I just thought, remember that time,

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like Russ is usually very nice to Amy,

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but that time was so mean, it was so mean.

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He's been making up for it ever since.

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We even had a bit of a relationship spat after.

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I'm like, why you gotta be such a dick?

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That was a really harsh move.

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Why would you do that to me?

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It's just a game.

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I'm like, is it?

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Is it just a game?

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It was a poor choice.

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Apparently, I was having a bad day

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and didn't want you guys

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to just waltz through my dungeon.

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It was very funny, but it wasn't really mean.

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But it was very funny.

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It's horribly mean.

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I'm sorry.

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I didn't mean to make you have to apologize again.

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Thank you.

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And now everyone will hear it.

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True.

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So you've got your map up there,

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but yeah, you're in a room.

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This whole dungeon is all very dimly lit with,

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you could describe it like kind of Thea's fairy fire-esque,

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which is like lit in like sconces on the wall,

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very sparsely apart.

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Is it lit in sconces?

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It's lit in sconces.

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All righty.

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I just want to be grammatically accurate.

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And in the room you're in now,

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there is a statue in the center of the room

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of a god named Loth.

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She is the spider god of the Underdark.

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Who is she?

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And what is she, goddess of what?

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Spiders and creepy crawlies?

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Of the Underdark.

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Of the Underworld, yeah.

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So like, Drow and stuff?

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You betcha.

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All right.

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Tom, you're such a nerd.

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That's right.

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I play video games.

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Tom's been reading the dungeon master's guide.

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Also, yes, I have the dungeon master guide

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and the monster manual at my disposal, so.

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Wonderful.

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But yeah, there's that statue in the middle

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with kind of like a fountain pool around it,

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and there are three zombies in this room

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shambling towards,

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and they're the shambling type of zombies,

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not the fast zombies.

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So let's roll for initiative.

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Not the 28 days later zombies.

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17, my rolls are bitchin' right now, you guys.

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Did you add your modifier?

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18, thanks, Tom.

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No problem, 15.

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18, but that's with my modifier.

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I don't know if that matters.

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Between Amy and I, if we had the same thing,

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because my roll was actually lower.

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I just have a higher modifier.

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Well, you still tie,

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but rules dictate you guys decide who wants to go first.

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Carla, how about you go first?

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Okay, sure.

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We really did that as a team, didn't we?

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Yeah.

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Solid effort, yeah.

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All right, Nularaaaia, you're up first, then.

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Is where we is in this map accurate?

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Probably not.

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Looks like Donnie and I are like,

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see you later, idiots.

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We're just teasing out.

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He's trying to find a door.

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Let's get out of here.

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Well, you can move yourself to where you think you are.

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The size of the room is to scale there,

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so it should be like 10, 20, 30, 40, 50 by 50.

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You guys should all be by the door running in at this point.

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You can move to where you feel you can.

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I grab the hilt of flame tongue, pull it out,

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yell muy caliente, run towards this zombie.

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My sword of flame looks really rad,

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and I try to chop the zombie's head off.

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Let's see how that goes.

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All right.

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I forget how modifiers work.

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Bear with me.

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Is that real?

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Is flame tongue that good?

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Oh yeah, your flame tongue's ridiculous.

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You've not fought in a while?

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I guess not.

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Because we didn't actually have our real weapons

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last time.

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We were like fighting using the,

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we were doing it Jackie Chan style

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with whatever we could find in the room.

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Yeah, if I remember correctly,

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your flame tongue is like a plus nine bonus

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or some shape.

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Yeah, yeah, it looks like it is a plus.

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Yeah, so that's a 19.

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19 will do it, yeah.

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Sweet.

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Then that is 19 damage.

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So that zombie loses his head

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and falls to the ground there.

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Sweet.

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Nicely done.

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Donnie is going to fly over the statue

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as I'm worried this statue.

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Don't you have two actions?

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Oh yeah, I get to go again.

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Yeah, you've lost your movement,

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but I mean, if you can figure out

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something else to do, then yeah.

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Yeah, let's shoot a mofo and zombie.

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I think I have a bow.

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So I am going to turn

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and Donnie's gonna move out of my way.

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He's cool like that.

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And, oh, I can't move.

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No, you've moved 30 feet, so.

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I'm gonna turn around

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and I'm going to fire my arrow

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at the zombie that looks like it's topless.

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Sure, yeah.

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That is a 15.

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That zombie's somebody's daughter.

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15 will hit, yeah.

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Great.

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That is a two damage.

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Two.

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Nice.

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Two damage.

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Okay.

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Okay, so then Donnie, I'm concerned about Donnie,

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no, I'm concerned about this statue

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coming to life or doing something else bad.

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I'm also a little worried about that.

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So I would like to try to provoke that

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rather than it coming as a surprise.

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Sure.

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So Donnie's gonna pee on that statue.

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Do you want me to roll to pee?

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What sort of check involves a roll to pee?

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The nervous bladder check, obviously.

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Yeah, solid.

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No, he can just go and he pees on that.

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Attack that with your golden stream, Donnie.

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Your mighty stream.

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He goes and pees on it

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and nothing seems to happen with the statue.

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Okay.

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Maybe the statue was into that.

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Oh man.

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Then we go to Thea.

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Well, I'm kind of like behind Flint here

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so I'm just gonna go,

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oh, I'm gonna go 10, 20, 30.

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That's not how distance works.

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Is it not?

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No.

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Okay, I'm just gonna go diagonal.

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I'm just gonna run to the other end of a 50 foot room.

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It'll be fine.

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I'm just gonna go diagonal

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just so I don't hit Flint.

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Sure.

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Because fire kills everything, we know this.

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I'm going to flaming sphere this mofo.

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So I conjure up a giant ball of fire

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and throw it at not topless zombie.

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So mod a zombie.

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Just when you conjure it,

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you conjure it in a specific place

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and then your next move, you can move it.

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So you can conjure it on a zombie.

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I conjure it on top of the zombie.

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I create this fireball around the zombie.

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Zombie just goes, just.

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So that's 3d6 fire damage.

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11 damage.

274
00:10:35,159 --> 00:10:38,800
And now it's a topless zombie

275
00:10:38,800 --> 00:10:41,200
and they don't move very far.

276
00:10:41,200 --> 00:10:43,800
Shuffle slightly to the left.

277
00:10:43,800 --> 00:10:45,039
Slightly to the left.

278
00:10:45,039 --> 00:10:47,200
Start moving towards Nulara,

279
00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:49,800
but they don't quite make it.

280
00:10:49,800 --> 00:10:52,200
And then it's Flint's turn.

281
00:10:54,240 --> 00:10:55,720
All right.

282
00:10:55,720 --> 00:10:58,360
Don't worry, the monsters get bigger in this dungeon.

283
00:10:58,360 --> 00:10:59,920
Do they?

284
00:10:59,920 --> 00:11:01,440
But are they slow?

285
00:11:01,440 --> 00:11:03,560
Yeah, it looks like about 30 feet for me

286
00:11:03,560 --> 00:11:05,400
to make it over to topless zombie.

287
00:11:05,400 --> 00:11:06,400
Is it not?

288
00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:07,360
Yeah, you should be okay.

289
00:11:07,360 --> 00:11:09,640
Well, then I will high tail it over there

290
00:11:09,640 --> 00:11:12,960
so it can't get the drop on Nulara.

291
00:11:12,960 --> 00:11:15,880
And I will, as I'm running,

292
00:11:15,880 --> 00:11:18,120
bring that two-handed ax over my head

293
00:11:18,120 --> 00:11:20,000
and swing it on down.

294
00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:20,840
Oh, sure.

295
00:11:20,840 --> 00:11:22,000
You know, as one does.

296
00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:23,280
That is an 18.

297
00:11:23,280 --> 00:11:24,280
18 will do it.

298
00:11:24,280 --> 00:11:25,120
Excellent.

299
00:11:27,360 --> 00:11:29,200
It's a one, so I get to reroll that.

300
00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:30,040
Woo-hoo!

301
00:11:30,879 --> 00:11:34,559
Six, and eight's 14, and four is 18.

302
00:11:34,559 --> 00:11:37,559
And that zombie is now dead.

303
00:11:37,559 --> 00:11:39,719
And you went for the head, I believe.

304
00:11:39,719 --> 00:11:40,799
I heard you say.

305
00:11:40,799 --> 00:11:42,719
Oh, I was swinging the ax down.

306
00:11:42,719 --> 00:11:45,319
So yeah, head's probably the most likely target.

307
00:11:45,319 --> 00:11:46,159
For sure.

308
00:11:46,159 --> 00:11:50,079
So yeah, you cleave the head of that zombie in two

309
00:11:50,079 --> 00:11:51,079
and it falls to the ground.

310
00:11:51,079 --> 00:11:52,000
In twain.

311
00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:53,279
Now it's zombie three's turn.

312
00:11:53,279 --> 00:11:54,719
You just wait until zombie three.

313
00:11:54,719 --> 00:11:55,679
Correction, though,

314
00:11:55,679 --> 00:11:57,439
because I have a second attack.

315
00:11:57,439 --> 00:11:59,079
I thought that was your second attack.

316
00:11:59,080 --> 00:11:59,920
Ah!

317
00:12:00,840 --> 00:12:02,120
But I can't really move very far,

318
00:12:02,120 --> 00:12:04,920
so it's gonna be a lame-ass hand ax, so.

319
00:12:04,920 --> 00:12:06,320
Come on, big money!

320
00:12:08,040 --> 00:12:09,879
That's actually a 21.

321
00:12:09,879 --> 00:12:11,000
That's not bad.

322
00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:12,160
21 will do it, yep.

323
00:12:12,160 --> 00:12:15,759
And it's a 26, so two damage.

324
00:12:15,759 --> 00:12:17,800
That zombie's still living.

325
00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:18,639
Ah!

326
00:12:18,639 --> 00:12:21,080
Sorry, guys, I tried. And now it's his turn.

327
00:12:21,080 --> 00:12:22,520
And he's gonna move.

328
00:12:22,520 --> 00:12:24,280
Wait for it.

329
00:12:24,280 --> 00:12:25,879
Wait for it.

330
00:12:25,879 --> 00:12:27,320
Not quite far enough.

331
00:12:27,320 --> 00:12:30,160
Hold on.

332
00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:33,600
Oh no, he's back there.

333
00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:35,360
Not quite far enough.

334
00:12:35,360 --> 00:12:36,200
Balls.

335
00:12:36,200 --> 00:12:37,760
It was still very exciting.

336
00:12:37,760 --> 00:12:39,360
I stick my tongue out at him.

337
00:12:39,360 --> 00:12:40,440
Give him the finger.

338
00:12:40,440 --> 00:12:41,680
Nulara, your turn.

339
00:12:41,680 --> 00:12:42,879
I'm taunting zombie's hand.

340
00:12:42,879 --> 00:12:45,560
Oh, jeezers.

341
00:12:45,560 --> 00:12:48,360
Oh, I can move again, but not.

342
00:12:48,360 --> 00:12:50,080
I'll just arrow him.

343
00:12:50,080 --> 00:12:52,320
All my weapons that aren't my good weapon

344
00:12:52,320 --> 00:12:53,360
are the worst.

345
00:12:53,360 --> 00:12:55,120
Oh, I know, mine all suck, too.

346
00:12:55,960 --> 00:12:58,960
Note to self, just put a bunch of zombie's out of range.

347
00:13:00,519 --> 00:13:03,080
I'll just roll this one D6 damage.

348
00:13:03,080 --> 00:13:04,159
That'll get him.

349
00:13:05,840 --> 00:13:10,840
But I guess I will arrow him again.

350
00:13:11,039 --> 00:13:12,480
Sure.

351
00:13:12,480 --> 00:13:15,080
Not again, because I haven't arrowed that one before.

352
00:13:16,159 --> 00:13:19,159
That is probably not gonna do it, though,

353
00:13:19,159 --> 00:13:22,120
because that is a 12.

354
00:13:22,120 --> 00:13:23,080
12 will do it, yep.

355
00:13:23,080 --> 00:13:24,720
Great.

356
00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:27,320
And that is one of those.

357
00:13:27,320 --> 00:13:29,440
Oh, that is eight damage.

358
00:13:29,440 --> 00:13:30,840
That was the best roll I could get,

359
00:13:30,840 --> 00:13:31,960
so it was very exciting.

360
00:13:31,960 --> 00:13:33,279
That is exciting.

361
00:13:33,279 --> 00:13:34,519
You did a fine job.

362
00:13:36,639 --> 00:13:41,639
That is a 20, but only one damage this time.

363
00:13:42,840 --> 00:13:43,680
Only one.

364
00:13:43,680 --> 00:13:45,040
Rossella's so impressed.

365
00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:45,879
Totally.

366
00:13:45,879 --> 00:13:47,960
Well, one damage is enough to kill that zombie.

367
00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:48,800
Oh, yay!

368
00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:49,920
How'd you kill the zombie?

369
00:13:49,920 --> 00:13:50,879
How'd you kill that zombie?

370
00:13:50,879 --> 00:13:54,519
The first arrow went right into its eye.

371
00:13:55,360 --> 00:13:57,240
And that was pretty demoralizing,

372
00:13:57,240 --> 00:14:01,279
as well as painful and almost death-causing.

373
00:14:01,279 --> 00:14:05,519
My second arrow, I was aiming for the other eye.

374
00:14:05,519 --> 00:14:09,439
I was kind of showboating after that first amazing shot.

375
00:14:09,439 --> 00:14:13,159
I missed, but it did hit his jugular.

376
00:14:13,159 --> 00:14:18,159
Just started bleeding out his non-pumping zombie blood.

377
00:14:18,279 --> 00:14:20,840
Then he died, and it was very sad,

378
00:14:20,840 --> 00:14:22,120
except that it wasn't.

379
00:14:22,120 --> 00:14:24,079
I imagined him falling forward,

380
00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:26,600
and then the one that you got in his eye

381
00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:28,879
actually ended up ramming right into his brain.

382
00:14:28,879 --> 00:14:29,720
Oh!

383
00:14:29,720 --> 00:14:31,720
Yep, I like that.

384
00:14:31,720 --> 00:14:32,560
That happened.

385
00:14:32,560 --> 00:14:33,400
Yep, that's how it happened.

386
00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:34,240
And in that end, that's what happened.

387
00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:35,680
That happened.

388
00:14:35,680 --> 00:14:38,160
Amy wins the gruesome kill for the week.

389
00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:44,120
All right, well you guys have defeated my zombie puzzle.

390
00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:48,560
In this room is not much other than what you see there.

391
00:14:48,560 --> 00:14:50,200
You've got the three dead zombies,

392
00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:51,879
the statue of Loth,

393
00:14:51,879 --> 00:14:55,640
and the fountain that surrounds the statue.

394
00:14:55,640 --> 00:14:58,160
And then the door you came in,

395
00:14:58,160 --> 00:15:02,680
which you have already deactivated the trap on that one,

396
00:15:02,680 --> 00:15:06,320
and one other door to the south in the room there.

397
00:15:06,320 --> 00:15:09,600
Well, let's go investigate this other door carefully,

398
00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:11,360
since we know the other one was trapped.

399
00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:13,660
Can I go, I've moved over there,

400
00:15:13,660 --> 00:15:17,120
and I'm gonna do an investigation check.

401
00:15:17,120 --> 00:15:21,000
I rolled a one, so.

402
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:21,840
Solid.

403
00:15:21,840 --> 00:15:22,679
This is a door, you guys.

404
00:15:22,679 --> 00:15:26,879
I basically just like trip and fall near the door.

405
00:15:26,879 --> 00:15:30,440
It is a stuck iron door, it is.

406
00:15:30,440 --> 00:15:32,279
Can I detect magic?

407
00:15:32,279 --> 00:15:33,620
While they're investigating,

408
00:15:33,620 --> 00:15:36,399
can I detect magic on the water

409
00:15:36,399 --> 00:15:40,159
that is surrounding the, okay, I do that.

410
00:15:40,159 --> 00:15:42,240
So you look at the fountain,

411
00:15:42,240 --> 00:15:45,519
and as you are trying to detect magic,

412
00:15:45,519 --> 00:15:50,519
a mirror-esque portal shows up.

413
00:15:50,659 --> 00:15:52,439
And in the portal,

414
00:15:52,439 --> 00:15:55,879
you see the face of an ebony-skinned,

415
00:15:55,879 --> 00:15:59,199
white-haired drow, a dark elf.

416
00:15:59,199 --> 00:16:00,600
Okay.

417
00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:01,439
I should know that.

418
00:16:01,439 --> 00:16:02,279
I'm an elf.

419
00:16:03,879 --> 00:16:05,879
She just mouthed, what's that?

420
00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:08,199
Awesome.

421
00:16:08,199 --> 00:16:10,799
And he looks at you.

422
00:16:10,799 --> 00:16:14,079
He's dressed kind of in like wizard's robes.

423
00:16:14,080 --> 00:16:15,639
They're very fancy robes.

424
00:16:15,639 --> 00:16:18,840
And he looks at you, and he says,

425
00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:23,160
you adventurers have had quite the journey, haven't you?

426
00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:26,120
Where is it you arrived here from?

427
00:16:26,120 --> 00:16:27,160
Oh my gosh.

428
00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:28,720
We're in a Monty Python skit.

429
00:16:29,900 --> 00:16:30,920
Quick, someone else answer,

430
00:16:30,920 --> 00:16:32,560
otherwise I'm gonna get catapulted.

431
00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:33,800
Not gonna be good.

432
00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:35,180
African or European?

433
00:16:36,700 --> 00:16:39,120
Are we compelled to answer this person?

434
00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:41,840
No, he's just having a conversation with you.

435
00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:42,680
Why?

436
00:16:42,680 --> 00:16:43,600
I don't like the look of him.

437
00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:44,920
Yeah, why do you wanna know?

438
00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:49,440
He says, you are the three who I need

439
00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:51,600
in order to get the power

440
00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:54,080
that has been sweeping across Faerun.

441
00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:56,480
Oh, this fucking guy.

442
00:16:56,480 --> 00:17:01,480
That was a game, right?

443
00:17:02,360 --> 00:17:04,039
Oh yeah, 100%.

444
00:17:04,039 --> 00:17:05,599
Sorry, this fucking guy.

445
00:17:05,599 --> 00:17:07,640
And I must need to know how to get

446
00:17:07,640 --> 00:17:09,480
to where you came from

447
00:17:09,480 --> 00:17:11,559
and what it is that happens there.

448
00:17:11,559 --> 00:17:15,159
And what makes you think we're going to tell you?

449
00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:17,639
Well, you're never going to get out of the dungeon

450
00:17:17,639 --> 00:17:19,399
without telling me.

451
00:17:19,399 --> 00:17:21,359
I've heard that one before.

452
00:17:21,359 --> 00:17:23,639
As I said, you will remain in this dungeon

453
00:17:23,639 --> 00:17:26,960
until I get the answers from you that I require.

454
00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:29,359
I pick up a stone from across the room

455
00:17:29,359 --> 00:17:31,319
and throw it into the pool of water,

456
00:17:31,319 --> 00:17:33,480
thus creating a ripple effect.

457
00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:35,799
The portal is very ripply now.

458
00:17:35,799 --> 00:17:39,480
Your face looks stupid now.

459
00:17:39,480 --> 00:17:41,159
You're free to carry on.

460
00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:45,279
If you wish to get out and tell me what it is you know,

461
00:17:45,279 --> 00:17:47,680
I will open the door and you will be free.

462
00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:51,000
And why would we believe you at all?

463
00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:53,400
You just have to go on good faith.

464
00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:58,000
But know that the entire army of Mirabar

465
00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:01,120
is marching back towards Mirabar.

466
00:18:01,120 --> 00:18:03,200
And when they arrive here,

467
00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:05,680
they will all become under my control.

468
00:18:05,680 --> 00:18:06,800
So what do you need us for?

469
00:18:06,800 --> 00:18:09,560
You seem to have a lot of power as it is.

470
00:18:09,559 --> 00:18:12,720
I need to know where to get the train.

471
00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:16,919
The what now?

472
00:18:16,919 --> 00:18:18,759
We took a train at some point, remember?

473
00:18:18,759 --> 00:18:20,919
And we don't remember taking the train.

474
00:18:20,919 --> 00:18:22,599
You guys fucking never remember the train.

475
00:18:22,599 --> 00:18:24,200
No, and every time it comes up,

476
00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:26,960
we're all like, train, what?

477
00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:29,200
That was in like our one-shotter, right?

478
00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:31,440
And how you got to water deep

479
00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:32,879
at the beginning of this art.

480
00:18:32,879 --> 00:18:34,159
Yeah, but we weren't recording it,

481
00:18:34,159 --> 00:18:35,000
so did it really happen?

482
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,119
You did record it.

483
00:18:36,119 --> 00:18:37,240
Oh, really?

484
00:18:37,240 --> 00:18:38,759
That was gonna be my excuse too.

485
00:18:39,079 --> 00:18:40,640
Shut the front door.

486
00:18:40,640 --> 00:18:43,799
I'm gonna go back and have to listen to episode two.

487
00:18:43,799 --> 00:18:44,839
Well, joke's on you

488
00:18:44,839 --> 00:18:47,079
because we have short-term memory loss

489
00:18:47,079 --> 00:18:49,319
and can't even remember being on that train.

490
00:18:49,319 --> 00:18:53,839
So looks like you should probably just let us go.

491
00:18:53,839 --> 00:18:55,000
Sucks to suck.

492
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,920
We don't have any info for you.

493
00:18:56,920 --> 00:18:58,319
As you wish.

494
00:18:58,319 --> 00:18:59,519
And the portal disappears.

495
00:18:59,519 --> 00:19:01,319
That guy, right guys?

496
00:19:01,319 --> 00:19:02,400
That guy.

497
00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:03,240
That guy.

498
00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:04,440
Fucking that guy.

499
00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:05,440
Fucking that guy.

500
00:19:05,440 --> 00:19:06,960
Hate that guy.

501
00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:10,279
What'd you figure out about this door, Nulara?

502
00:19:10,279 --> 00:19:11,120
It's a door.

503
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:13,559
You guys wanna take a look or?

504
00:19:13,559 --> 00:19:15,120
Pretty sure she just tripped into it.

505
00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:16,319
Yeah, I basically,

506
00:19:16,319 --> 00:19:18,759
I looked at the ground kind of right in front of it

507
00:19:18,759 --> 00:19:23,759
and we're basically in a dungeon and this is a door.

508
00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:25,640
You guys wanna take a look?

509
00:19:25,640 --> 00:19:28,640
Yeah, no, I'll make a,

510
00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:31,000
what is it, an investigation check?

511
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,319
Would a perception check do me just as well?

512
00:19:33,319 --> 00:19:35,279
I've got plus eight on that,

513
00:19:35,279 --> 00:19:37,160
so good thing.

514
00:19:37,160 --> 00:19:38,000
17.

515
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:41,359
You don't, you don't see anything wrong with the door.

516
00:19:41,359 --> 00:19:43,559
No, detect magic is still going on.

517
00:19:43,559 --> 00:19:45,960
Am I, do I feel like there's anything?

518
00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:46,799
No?

519
00:19:46,799 --> 00:19:48,879
There doesn't appear to be any magic on this door.

520
00:19:48,879 --> 00:19:50,720
Have we tried opening the door, you guys?

521
00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:52,720
Nope, haven't tried yet.

522
00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:54,000
We were worried about a trap.

523
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:54,839
Nope, not yet.

524
00:19:54,839 --> 00:19:56,119
I try to open the door.

525
00:19:56,119 --> 00:19:57,240
It is locked.

526
00:19:57,240 --> 00:20:00,879
I use my thieves tools to unlock them.

527
00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:04,079
12.

528
00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:08,119
The door unlocks and opens into another

529
00:20:08,119 --> 00:20:10,079
poorly lit hallway.

530
00:20:10,079 --> 00:20:13,119
You look out into the hall and it appears empty.

531
00:20:13,119 --> 00:20:14,399
Thea doesn't wanna go first.

532
00:20:14,399 --> 00:20:16,679
Thea only has 21 hit points left.

533
00:20:16,679 --> 00:20:17,519
Thea needs to look out for number one.

534
00:20:17,519 --> 00:20:18,919
Oh, yeah, that's fair.

535
00:20:18,919 --> 00:20:20,079
I'll go first.

536
00:20:20,079 --> 00:20:21,799
You're so brave, New Mara.

537
00:20:21,799 --> 00:20:23,960
You turn left out of the fountain room

538
00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:25,039
that you were just in

539
00:20:25,039 --> 00:20:29,399
and begin to walk down a long, narrow path.

540
00:20:29,399 --> 00:20:32,039
It's dark and dank

541
00:20:32,039 --> 00:20:35,960
and smells of rot and decay.

542
00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:38,960
Quickly, though, you come to a choice.

543
00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:42,920
You can turn left or you can continue straight ahead.

544
00:20:42,920 --> 00:20:45,839
Like, my inclination is straight

545
00:20:45,839 --> 00:20:49,720
because that seems like it must be kind of the perimeter

546
00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:53,639
or like closer to the perimeter than heading internal.

547
00:20:53,639 --> 00:20:55,480
Like, I feel like...

548
00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:57,399
Like you don't wanna go to the belly of the beast.

549
00:20:57,399 --> 00:20:59,559
Yeah, but if we're underground,

550
00:20:59,599 --> 00:21:02,279
maybe we wanna be in the belly of the beast

551
00:21:02,279 --> 00:21:04,359
because that's where the exits will actually be.

552
00:21:04,359 --> 00:21:06,000
Are we legit in a dungeon?

553
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:07,799
Like, are we underground?

554
00:21:07,799 --> 00:21:09,879
Or are we just, I can't remember from last time.

555
00:21:09,879 --> 00:21:12,079
Are we on like the main floor of the jail building?

556
00:21:12,079 --> 00:21:14,279
We got like transported somewhere.

557
00:21:14,279 --> 00:21:17,519
Yeah, you were teleported somewhere else.

558
00:21:18,440 --> 00:21:21,319
So you are unsure and there are no windows

559
00:21:21,319 --> 00:21:23,359
to tell you if you are a bucket bloke.

560
00:21:23,359 --> 00:21:24,200
Oh, right.

561
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:25,480
So what do you guys think?

562
00:21:25,480 --> 00:21:27,599
Like, my inclination is perimeter,

563
00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:30,600
but I'm cool to go interior as well.

564
00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:32,800
Wherever we go, we're gonna have to fight some shit, so.

565
00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:33,800
No, perimeter's cool.

566
00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:34,760
Let's go forward.

567
00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:35,680
Let's just keep, okay?

568
00:21:35,680 --> 00:21:37,120
Charge along.

569
00:21:37,120 --> 00:21:38,360
I'm gonna keep moving my person

570
00:21:38,360 --> 00:21:40,720
because it makes me feel like I'm playing a game.

571
00:21:40,720 --> 00:21:43,040
Like, you know, like Monopoly or something.

572
00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:44,000
That's fun.

573
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:45,920
Your party continues straight,

574
00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:49,360
hopefully sticking to the perimeter of the dungeon.

575
00:21:49,360 --> 00:21:53,160
You're uncertain how much time is actually passing

576
00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:55,560
as you walk through these winding corridors.

577
00:21:55,559 --> 00:21:58,960
But after some time, you come to another intersection

578
00:21:59,879 --> 00:22:02,559
where you can turn left again

579
00:22:02,559 --> 00:22:05,480
or continue into a seemingly dead end.

580
00:22:06,679 --> 00:22:07,879
Left it is.

581
00:22:07,879 --> 00:22:09,480
Weird and suspicious.

582
00:22:09,480 --> 00:22:12,000
Do we wanna go like make sure there's nothing?

583
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:13,319
Why would it dead end?

584
00:22:13,319 --> 00:22:14,799
Go check it out, Nulara.

585
00:22:14,799 --> 00:22:16,119
Going to.

586
00:22:16,119 --> 00:22:21,039
I go down there and I do an investigation check.

587
00:22:21,039 --> 00:22:23,480
I forgot that I could add bonuses to that.

588
00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:24,679
Last time I rolled a one,

589
00:22:24,680 --> 00:22:26,120
so it didn't matter.

590
00:22:26,120 --> 00:22:28,080
Now I'm gonna do a perception check,

591
00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:31,680
which was a nat 20 plus six.

592
00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:33,960
So I hope it's something great.

593
00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:34,799
It's a dead end.

594
00:22:34,799 --> 00:22:37,000
It is just a dead end.

595
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:38,200
You wasted the best roll.

596
00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:39,840
It's a bare stone wall.

597
00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:43,160
You go down that little corridor

598
00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:48,160
and you see there is a writing in blood on the wall.

599
00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:50,000
What languages do you speak?

600
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:51,440
So many.

601
00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:52,279
Let me find it.

602
00:22:52,279 --> 00:22:53,120
Pretty much all of them.

603
00:22:53,120 --> 00:22:56,600
I would say the chamber of secrets is open.

604
00:22:56,600 --> 00:22:58,560
Mudbloods beware.

605
00:22:58,560 --> 00:22:59,720
In the castle of ah.

606
00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:07,040
I speak common goblin, orcish, giant draconic.

607
00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:11,320
My girl Thea speaks some others as well.

608
00:23:11,320 --> 00:23:14,640
It looks to be elvish writing.

609
00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:15,760
I could go over there.

610
00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:19,880
It merely says praise Loth, the spider queen.

611
00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:20,720
And that's all you see.

612
00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:22,080
And that's all I can see?

613
00:23:22,079 --> 00:23:24,359
In that little dead end hall, yep.

614
00:23:25,799 --> 00:23:26,879
I don't know, my dudes.

615
00:23:26,879 --> 00:23:29,279
That was like the best roll I could possibly have.

616
00:23:29,279 --> 00:23:31,240
So I guess there's nothing there.

617
00:23:32,079 --> 00:23:34,960
You backtrack out of this dead end area

618
00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:39,039
and you take the left turn to carry out into the maze.

619
00:23:39,039 --> 00:23:41,359
It doesn't seem to take very long

620
00:23:41,359 --> 00:23:43,199
till you are offered another choice

621
00:23:43,199 --> 00:23:46,240
of two separate left turns deeper into the maze.

622
00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:48,879
But as you reach this end of this hallway

623
00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:53,880
in the corner, you start to see shapes take form

624
00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:56,280
and you see withered corpses

625
00:23:56,280 --> 00:23:58,960
which are nailed to the corridor walls.

626
00:23:58,960 --> 00:23:59,800
Gross.

627
00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:03,320
Do you see what kind of like race or?

628
00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:04,800
They appear to be human.

629
00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:06,880
Gross.

630
00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:08,880
So this seems like a lovely place.

631
00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:10,120
Can I do a perception check?

632
00:24:10,120 --> 00:24:12,600
I got 20.

633
00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:15,160
They appear to be withered corpses.

634
00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:18,680
Nailed to the corridor walls.

635
00:24:19,519 --> 00:24:21,320
Looking for more than Russ is willing to give here.

636
00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:23,160
So wait, are our perception checks

637
00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:26,080
just gonna be Russ repeating the same thing but slower?

638
00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:27,080
It might be.

639
00:24:27,080 --> 00:24:28,920
Don't talk to me like that, you stupid.

640
00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:30,799
There are two halls to your left.

641
00:24:30,799 --> 00:24:31,960
There's the first one

642
00:24:31,960 --> 00:24:34,160
that does not have withered corpses in front of it

643
00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:36,480
and there is one that does have withered corpses

644
00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:37,320
in front of it.

645
00:24:37,320 --> 00:24:38,160
Part of me is like,

646
00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:39,759
let's go down the withered corpse one

647
00:24:39,759 --> 00:24:41,720
cause I kinda wanna see what's happening over here.

648
00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:44,759
I feel like it's probably a better idea

649
00:24:44,759 --> 00:24:46,360
to go where the corpses are

650
00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:49,120
even though it's super gross

651
00:24:49,120 --> 00:24:51,160
because it seems like they're trying

652
00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:52,880
to keep us out of there more.

653
00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:53,720
I agree.

654
00:24:53,720 --> 00:24:54,560
All right.

655
00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:56,160
Flint, you've been awfully quiet.

656
00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:57,920
I said sure.

657
00:24:57,920 --> 00:25:00,320
You take the second left down this hall

658
00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:03,160
and you file past these corpses.

659
00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:04,640
Cautiously.

660
00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:06,440
Cautiously, of course.

661
00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:07,880
I don't mind making corpses

662
00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:10,400
but I don't wanna touch other people's corpses.

663
00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:15,520
You make it past them and nothing appears to happen

664
00:25:15,519 --> 00:25:16,639
as you go past them.

665
00:25:16,639 --> 00:25:18,440
You continue walking down this hallway

666
00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:20,720
and it takes you through a winding path.

667
00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:23,400
You come to another intersection.

668
00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:25,359
So they're straight ahead of you.

669
00:25:25,359 --> 00:25:28,400
Appears to be a dead end.

670
00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:30,720
And to your left,

671
00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:34,720
it also appears to be a dead end.

672
00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:36,079
Okay.

673
00:25:36,079 --> 00:25:37,639
The one straight ahead is closer

674
00:25:37,639 --> 00:25:38,799
so I'm gonna walk up there

675
00:25:38,799 --> 00:25:42,799
and do a perception check

676
00:25:42,799 --> 00:25:44,680
which was a 15.

677
00:25:44,680 --> 00:25:48,360
You see on the left wall there,

678
00:25:48,360 --> 00:25:51,320
you see a false stone wall

679
00:25:51,320 --> 00:25:53,720
that if you prod at a little bit,

680
00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:57,000
it pulls out and towards the corner

681
00:25:57,000 --> 00:26:01,560
and it reveals an unlocked wooden door.

682
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:03,120
Good catch.

683
00:26:03,120 --> 00:26:05,720
I kinda can't believe he just was like,

684
00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:07,759
just pry it away and there's the door.

685
00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:12,640
Too good to be true or too good to pass up.

686
00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:13,600
What do you guys think?

687
00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:14,960
Too good to pass up.

688
00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:15,800
Okay.

689
00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:18,920
So it opens into a room

690
00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:23,000
and you step down from the door

691
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:27,000
which is raised a little bit on a small stone ledge

692
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:28,720
and in the room,

693
00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:33,720
there is a mosaic of legendary monsters on the wall

694
00:26:34,360 --> 00:26:38,480
and someone has scrawled a large X on the west wall

695
00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:41,960
and a buzzing noise can be heard

696
00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:43,840
in the west side of the room.

697
00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:46,519
I turn toward the buzzing noise.

698
00:26:46,519 --> 00:26:47,360
What is that?

699
00:26:47,360 --> 00:26:48,279
Do you guys hear that?

700
00:26:48,279 --> 00:26:50,039
I think my tinnitus is acting up.

701
00:26:50,039 --> 00:26:51,120
Ha ha ha ha.

702
00:26:56,120 --> 00:26:58,960
I forgot all of under tinnitus.

703
00:27:01,840 --> 00:27:05,519
Well, are we having like a group tinnitus?

704
00:27:05,519 --> 00:27:07,240
Oh, you guys hear that too then.

705
00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:08,559
It's not just me this time.

706
00:27:08,559 --> 00:27:09,840
No, I hear it too.

707
00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:11,319
Where's that coming from?

708
00:27:11,319 --> 00:27:14,559
You wanna make perception or investigation checks

709
00:27:14,559 --> 00:27:16,119
as you go through the room?

710
00:27:16,119 --> 00:27:16,960
Sure do.

711
00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:17,779
Well, that doesn't get me much.

712
00:27:17,779 --> 00:27:18,619
15.

713
00:27:18,619 --> 00:27:19,439
21.

714
00:27:19,439 --> 00:27:20,279
Boom.

715
00:27:20,279 --> 00:27:21,119
13.

716
00:27:21,119 --> 00:27:22,519
You begin looking through the room

717
00:27:22,519 --> 00:27:25,439
and as you begin to walk near the X,

718
00:27:25,439 --> 00:27:28,319
the buzzing noise becomes very loud

719
00:27:28,319 --> 00:27:31,480
and as you kind of look through these,

720
00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:34,079
this mosaic of monsters,

721
00:27:34,079 --> 00:27:39,079
it appears that they are actually protruding from the wall.

722
00:27:39,159 --> 00:27:43,240
Flint, as you are looking over this mosaic

723
00:27:43,240 --> 00:27:47,079
and you see that it's actually coming out of the wall,

724
00:27:47,079 --> 00:27:50,879
you are swiped at

725
00:27:50,879 --> 00:27:55,599
by a dragon-esque looking statue

726
00:27:55,599 --> 00:27:59,039
and it and three others come to life

727
00:27:59,039 --> 00:28:02,079
and are all climbing out of this wall.

728
00:28:03,919 --> 00:28:08,919
They appear to be stone gargoyle type dragon creatures.

729
00:28:09,079 --> 00:28:09,919
Bring it.

730
00:28:09,919 --> 00:28:12,759
Let's roll for initiative.

731
00:28:12,759 --> 00:28:14,720
There's four total.

732
00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:16,039
Four total.

733
00:28:17,319 --> 00:28:18,519
I got five.

734
00:28:18,519 --> 00:28:19,359
Solid, 16.

735
00:28:19,359 --> 00:28:20,799
16.

736
00:28:20,799 --> 00:28:23,299
Oh, roll off.

737
00:28:24,879 --> 00:28:26,399
Seven.

738
00:28:26,399 --> 00:28:27,240
Six.

739
00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:28,799
Flint, you are up first.

740
00:28:28,799 --> 00:28:30,439
Are they all surrounding me?

741
00:28:30,439 --> 00:28:31,399
What's the deal here?

742
00:28:31,399 --> 00:28:33,599
They are presently climbing from the wall

743
00:28:33,599 --> 00:28:34,919
so they're all coming towards you.

744
00:28:34,919 --> 00:28:36,740
I see me with back up.

745
00:28:36,740 --> 00:28:37,759
Like, ugh.

746
00:28:37,759 --> 00:28:38,599
Okay, yeah.

747
00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:40,640
They haven't got out of the wall yet then.

748
00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:41,480
Yeah.

749
00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:43,360
Yeah, I will grab my axe

750
00:28:43,360 --> 00:28:46,080
and go take a swing at the first one

751
00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:47,920
that I come across that's climbing out of the wall.

752
00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:50,360
So I guess the one on the right,

753
00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:53,880
that is a 17.

754
00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:56,640
17 will hit.

755
00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:58,040
Excellent.

756
00:28:58,040 --> 00:29:01,240
That is a nine and another nine.

757
00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:05,160
So that's 18 and four is 22 damage in my first attack.

758
00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:06,480
Ooh, nice one.

759
00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:08,080
11 of that damage.

760
00:29:08,079 --> 00:29:09,559
Bullshit.

761
00:29:09,559 --> 00:29:10,480
Well then.

762
00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:14,279
All right, well I will step up for a second attack

763
00:29:14,279 --> 00:29:17,079
at that very same dragon that I just attacked.

764
00:29:17,079 --> 00:29:17,919
For sure.

765
00:29:19,919 --> 00:29:21,839
So that is a 25.

766
00:29:21,839 --> 00:29:22,679
Yep.

767
00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:25,199
Nine again.

768
00:29:25,199 --> 00:29:27,919
This is okay, two nines again.

769
00:29:27,919 --> 00:29:29,399
This is very weird.

770
00:29:29,399 --> 00:29:31,799
So that's another 22 damage.

771
00:29:31,799 --> 00:29:34,220
And it will take 11 of that.

772
00:29:34,220 --> 00:29:35,199
Honest question here.

773
00:29:35,199 --> 00:29:36,359
Should I go to the casino

774
00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:39,320
because I just rolled four nines in a row?

775
00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:40,560
I think that's a good next stop.

776
00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:41,480
Yeah.

777
00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:42,320
Okay, perfect.

778
00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:43,680
You might've used it up.

779
00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:45,640
Ooh, all right.

780
00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:47,600
Well, we'll see how the rest of the encounter goes.

781
00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:51,640
And that's the room where Flint died.

782
00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:55,920
Definitely going to the casino if that happens.

783
00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:57,440
Yeah.

784
00:29:57,440 --> 00:29:59,120
And then it's Thea's turn.

785
00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:01,800
Now hitting them, they obviously have an advantage

786
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:04,520
because they're made of stone.

787
00:30:04,519 --> 00:30:09,519
So I wonder if I can just do thunder wave.

788
00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:11,279
Let me just make sure

789
00:30:11,279 --> 00:30:13,639
that's not going to devastate everybody.

790
00:30:13,639 --> 00:30:15,759
I run forward.

791
00:30:15,759 --> 00:30:16,599
Sure.

792
00:30:16,599 --> 00:30:19,160
Now who is within a 15 foot radius of me?

793
00:30:19,160 --> 00:30:20,000
Flint.

794
00:30:21,079 --> 00:30:22,079
And.

795
00:30:22,079 --> 00:30:23,480
I can take it, don't worry about it.

796
00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:25,319
The three gargoyles that you're presently

797
00:30:25,319 --> 00:30:26,559
in the center of.

798
00:30:26,559 --> 00:30:27,839
You want to take it?

799
00:30:27,839 --> 00:30:28,680
Sure.

800
00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:29,839
It's 3d8 damage.

801
00:30:29,839 --> 00:30:31,160
Yeah, I'm good, don't worry about it.

802
00:30:31,160 --> 00:30:34,039
Okay, because that means I can hit all three of those.

803
00:30:34,039 --> 00:30:39,039
So a wave of thunderous force sweeps out from me.

804
00:30:39,639 --> 00:30:43,240
Each creature in a 15 foot cube originating from me

805
00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:45,920
must make a constitution saving throw.

806
00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:48,480
Oh, constitution's the best one.

807
00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:49,319
Good.

808
00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:52,240
So 23 on my save.

809
00:30:52,240 --> 00:30:55,359
Ooh, nice, you take half damage.

810
00:30:55,359 --> 00:30:58,519
The one to your right rolls a 20.

811
00:30:58,519 --> 00:31:01,279
One in front of you rolls a 20.

812
00:31:01,319 --> 00:31:04,240
And the one to your left rolls a 19.

813
00:31:04,240 --> 00:31:06,759
Okay, so they all save so they get half damage.

814
00:31:06,759 --> 00:31:08,119
And what type of damage is it?

815
00:31:08,119 --> 00:31:10,559
This is thunder damage.

816
00:31:10,559 --> 00:31:14,920
You guys get to take three damage each.

817
00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:17,000
Yay, that wasn't worth it.

818
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,160
Did you roll a one on every roll?

819
00:31:19,160 --> 00:31:21,960
You get to also take half that damage?

820
00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:22,799
Nope.

821
00:31:22,799 --> 00:31:24,599
No, I rolled really shitty rolls.

822
00:31:24,599 --> 00:31:27,160
The gargoyle on the end's turn.

823
00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:29,440
So he's on the far left of the room

824
00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:34,440
and it runs towards the X on the wall

825
00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:39,720
and begins throwing itself at the wall.

826
00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:41,840
I have a feeling like that's an exit.

827
00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:47,680
Thanks for that.

828
00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:48,519
I liked it.

829
00:31:48,519 --> 00:31:51,400
And hits it twice.

830
00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:53,519
I have a feeling like we shouldn't let them out.

831
00:31:53,519 --> 00:31:58,200
That wall begins to crack and crumble

832
00:31:58,240 --> 00:32:02,080
and the buzzing inside gets louder.

833
00:32:02,080 --> 00:32:02,920
Oh, nevermind.

834
00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:04,640
He's trying to unleash the bees.

835
00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:07,360
Now, Thea, the gargoyle to your left.

836
00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:08,880
Yeah, I put myself in a really bad position

837
00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:10,600
for not much payout right now.

838
00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:13,279
Goes to bite and claw at you.

839
00:32:13,279 --> 00:32:15,400
And misses completely with all those dice

840
00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:16,240
that you're rolling.

841
00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:18,240
The bite is a 10.

842
00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:19,559
That one's gonna miss.

843
00:32:19,559 --> 00:32:22,240
And the claw is a four.

844
00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:23,319
No, eight.

845
00:32:23,319 --> 00:32:24,279
That also misses.

846
00:32:24,279 --> 00:32:25,440
Also misses.

847
00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:26,880
So you're very elusive

848
00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:28,440
in the middle of all these gargoyles.

849
00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:29,280
I am.

850
00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:30,760
And Laura, it's your turn.

851
00:32:30,760 --> 00:32:32,880
I'm doing matrix style stuff to get away from them.

852
00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:35,200
I wish I had some amazing spell to use

853
00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:36,240
to try to stop the wall,

854
00:32:36,240 --> 00:32:38,200
but I just looked and I got nothing.

855
00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:41,040
So it's just gonna have to be brute force

856
00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:45,400
on this dude that looks like a bearskin rug.

857
00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:47,200
That's a bearskin rug looking dude.

858
00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:51,320
Oh, nat 20.

859
00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:52,800
Ooh, yay.

860
00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:54,000
Boom.

861
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:55,720
And you're swinging with your sword, yes?

862
00:32:55,720 --> 00:32:56,560
Yes.

863
00:32:57,440 --> 00:32:59,480
With her on fire sword.

864
00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:01,039
Yes. It's true.

865
00:33:01,039 --> 00:33:01,879
Yeah.

866
00:33:01,879 --> 00:33:04,839
So it is like slicing damage,

867
00:33:04,839 --> 00:33:06,000
whatever a sword normally is,

868
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:07,720
and flame damage.

869
00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:09,200
I don't know if that's gonna matter to you,

870
00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:10,919
but I roll those separately.

871
00:33:10,919 --> 00:33:12,319
Does it matter to you?

872
00:33:12,319 --> 00:33:15,079
Yeah, cause he's gonna take full damage

873
00:33:15,079 --> 00:33:17,559
off your fire magic damage,

874
00:33:17,559 --> 00:33:20,960
but only half on your sword damage.

875
00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:21,799
Okay.

876
00:33:21,799 --> 00:33:22,839
And because I got a 20,

877
00:33:22,839 --> 00:33:25,000
does that mean I roll twice?

878
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:25,839
Everything doubles.

879
00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:30,160
So sword damage first is a six and a 10.

880
00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:31,600
So 16.

881
00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:35,880
So he gets eight and then two D six.

882
00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:37,400
So it'll be four D six.

883
00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:40,120
So 13 fire damage.

884
00:33:40,120 --> 00:33:41,320
Okay.

885
00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:43,240
Second attack, same thing.

886
00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:44,400
I'm gonna roll a 20 again.

887
00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:45,640
Get ready for it.

888
00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:46,480
It's gonna be eight.

889
00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:47,360
I'm ready.

890
00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:49,800
I didn't, but it's an 18.

891
00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:50,960
18 will still hit.

892
00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:51,800
Okay.

893
00:33:51,799 --> 00:33:56,720
So that is a one with the sword damage,

894
00:33:56,720 --> 00:33:59,039
which I guess rounds to zero.

895
00:33:59,039 --> 00:34:01,599
You remember, I think you have to round up for that.

896
00:34:01,599 --> 00:34:02,960
I would assume in that case,

897
00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:06,079
you would still be one damage.

898
00:34:06,079 --> 00:34:06,919
Great.

899
00:34:06,919 --> 00:34:09,199
And then a 10 fire.

900
00:34:09,199 --> 00:34:10,800
It's 11 damage.

901
00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:12,079
Nicely done.

902
00:34:12,079 --> 00:34:17,079
Donnie, I guess we'll try to like sting him,

903
00:34:18,880 --> 00:34:20,519
but that's piercing damage.

904
00:34:20,519 --> 00:34:22,119
So probably won't work.

905
00:34:22,119 --> 00:34:24,599
And it certainly won't work with that six.

906
00:34:24,599 --> 00:34:25,440
Okay.

907
00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:30,440
And now it is the gargoyle in front of you there, Thea.

908
00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:33,199
Strikes out.

909
00:34:33,199 --> 00:34:34,679
You know, there was a point when I told you,

910
00:34:34,679 --> 00:34:35,519
you should probably hang back.

911
00:34:35,519 --> 00:34:37,119
I know, but this spell,

912
00:34:37,119 --> 00:34:39,679
I need it to be closer to them.

913
00:34:39,679 --> 00:34:42,559
And I didn't think that fire would damage the stone.

914
00:34:42,559 --> 00:34:46,599
But now that I know that Nulara's flame hurt them,

915
00:34:46,599 --> 00:34:48,920
I will make better choices in the future.

916
00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:50,400
Bite is a 15.

917
00:34:51,240 --> 00:34:52,360
Bite doesn't work.

918
00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:53,760
What's your AC?

919
00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:55,320
None of your goddamn business.

920
00:34:55,320 --> 00:34:58,720
I got new, oh.

921
00:34:58,720 --> 00:35:00,440
You didn't get your new armor yet.

922
00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:02,440
No, we haven't gone to pick it up yet.

923
00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:06,920
Okay.

924
00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:08,519
And the claw is a 15.

925
00:35:08,519 --> 00:35:10,760
Well, then I guess I get bite it and clawed it.

926
00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:13,680
So that is nine damage.

927
00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:15,400
And then it's the fourth one.

928
00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:16,599
And he's going to go for flint

929
00:35:16,599 --> 00:35:19,000
because he feels bad for Thea, obviously.

930
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:21,320
Dude, guys, I'm down to 12.

931
00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:22,159
Dude, guys.

932
00:35:22,159 --> 00:35:23,599
And you can do a bonus action

933
00:35:23,599 --> 00:35:25,280
and take a healing thing, right?

934
00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:28,480
Oh yeah, we totally have those bonus healing actions.

935
00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:30,760
I will, I will do that.

936
00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:33,920
Flint, the one right in front of you there

937
00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:35,400
is going to bite and claw at you.

938
00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:37,559
And the bite is a 22.

939
00:35:37,559 --> 00:35:38,400
Well, that hits.

940
00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:40,320
The claw is only a six.

941
00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:41,159
Is he bad?

942
00:35:41,159 --> 00:35:42,079
Yeah, suck it, claw.

943
00:35:42,079 --> 00:35:46,079
So you're gonna take five bite piercing damage.

944
00:35:46,079 --> 00:35:46,920
Okay.

945
00:35:46,920 --> 00:35:48,480
And it's back to you, Flint.

946
00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:51,679
How's this gargoyle dragon thing looking?

947
00:35:51,679 --> 00:35:53,079
Can I tell if it's hurt or not?

948
00:35:53,079 --> 00:35:56,000
It's a little crumbly around the edges.

949
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:57,280
All right.

950
00:35:57,280 --> 00:35:58,280
Well, in that case,

951
00:35:58,280 --> 00:36:01,679
I'm going to run over to the other one

952
00:36:01,679 --> 00:36:04,519
that's attacking the wall

953
00:36:04,519 --> 00:36:07,360
and try and beat it up a little bit.

954
00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:09,960
Damn it, three of them are at me now.

955
00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:11,880
It's all right, I'm still close to the other one.

956
00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:16,320
So that is an 18.

957
00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:17,320
That should be all right.

958
00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:18,440
Yep.

959
00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:20,720
So that's 14 damage on that attack.

960
00:36:20,720 --> 00:36:21,920
So I guess seven.

961
00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:23,960
And how's this dragon-y thing looking?

962
00:36:23,960 --> 00:36:27,320
He's looking less good than all the other ones.

963
00:36:28,720 --> 00:36:31,240
Ooh, critical on a 19, excellent.

964
00:36:32,559 --> 00:36:35,320
Means extra rolls for this guy.

965
00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:37,599
So that's 33 points worth of damage

966
00:36:37,599 --> 00:36:40,119
plus four and eight for my bonuses.

967
00:36:40,119 --> 00:36:43,679
So 41, so 20 damage.

968
00:36:43,679 --> 00:36:44,519
Dead one.

969
00:36:44,519 --> 00:36:46,000
Criticals are nice.

970
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:47,119
Is he still standing?

971
00:36:47,119 --> 00:36:48,360
He is still standing.

972
00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:50,519
Okay, I'm going to take my action surge

973
00:36:50,519 --> 00:36:51,559
and attack him again.

974
00:36:51,559 --> 00:36:52,400
Sure.

975
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:55,599
And I just rolled another critical,

976
00:36:55,599 --> 00:36:57,120
but this time on a 20.

977
00:36:57,120 --> 00:36:58,200
Nice.

978
00:36:58,200 --> 00:37:00,280
Guys, I seriously need to go buy a lottery ticket

979
00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:01,120
or something.

980
00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:04,599
All right, pause the podcast.

981
00:37:04,599 --> 00:37:06,039
I'll be back shortly.

982
00:37:06,039 --> 00:37:06,880
We can deal with it.

983
00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:09,000
I don't think I'm in time for the lotto max draw,

984
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:10,440
though.

985
00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:14,039
And six is 32 plus eight is 40,

986
00:37:14,039 --> 00:37:15,440
so 20 damage again.

987
00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:18,760
Yeah, so that gargoyle crumbles

988
00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:22,760
in a pile of dust to the ground.

989
00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:23,599
Oh, I missed it.

990
00:37:23,599 --> 00:37:24,440
Oh, God.

991
00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:28,360
Yeah, he killed the gargoyle beating on the wall.

992
00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:29,200
Good for you, Flint.

993
00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:30,320
I wiped a bum.

994
00:37:33,240 --> 00:37:34,800
Hey, we both had victories, too.

995
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:36,200
That's all that matters.

996
00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:37,280
Thea, it's your turn.

997
00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:38,119
Oh, good.

998
00:37:38,119 --> 00:37:40,480
Okay, I'm going to choose something with a higher.

999
00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:43,079
Also, feel free to run away from them.

1000
00:37:43,079 --> 00:37:45,240
Oh, yes, I do plan on running away.

1001
00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:48,320
Can I do my hit dice?

1002
00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:51,600
You can stack it in any order you want to.

1003
00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:52,920
Okay, well, I'm going to do that,

1004
00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:54,960
just because I will forget at the end.

1005
00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:56,480
You may roll one hit die.

1006
00:37:56,480 --> 00:37:57,560
I will.

1007
00:37:57,560 --> 00:37:58,760
D8?

1008
00:37:58,760 --> 00:37:59,920
I hope that's what it says.

1009
00:37:59,920 --> 00:38:02,440
I'm predicting a two.

1010
00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:03,840
It's one more than you had before.

1011
00:38:03,840 --> 00:38:04,800
Solid.

1012
00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:08,920
Okay, so I will back the truck up here.

1013
00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:10,040
I can go 15.

1014
00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:10,880
How many?

1015
00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:11,720
30.

1016
00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:14,760
10, 20.

1017
00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:16,720
I'm just going to go right behind Donnie.

1018
00:38:16,720 --> 00:38:18,440
Or on top of him, as it were.

1019
00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:23,360
Yes, okay.

1020
00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:28,360
Moonbeam, I'm going to use on my third spell slot.

1021
00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:30,920
So it's 3D10 Radiant Damage.

1022
00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:34,960
It's a five foot radius, a 40 foot high cylinder.

1023
00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:37,480
Okay, centered on what point?

1024
00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:41,120
I would like it centered on this guy.

1025
00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:41,960
The middle guy.

1026
00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:42,800
The middle gargoyle.

1027
00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:43,720
The middle gargoyle.

1028
00:38:43,720 --> 00:38:45,160
I'm going to center my moonbeam.

1029
00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:48,640
And a silvery beam of pale light shines down

1030
00:38:48,640 --> 00:38:52,600
and the creature engulfs in ghostly flames

1031
00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:54,080
that cause searing pain

1032
00:38:54,080 --> 00:38:57,120
and it must make a constitution saving throw.

1033
00:38:57,120 --> 00:38:57,960
15.

1034
00:38:57,960 --> 00:38:58,800
It's not good.

1035
00:38:58,800 --> 00:38:59,640
Then give me some damage.

1036
00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:01,400
All right, 3D10.

1037
00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:02,240
Nice.

1038
00:39:02,240 --> 00:39:03,640
I'm going to roll all ones.

1039
00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:06,960
Nine.

1040
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:10,480
Nine searing damage.

1041
00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:12,680
God damn it.

1042
00:39:12,679 --> 00:39:17,679
It is the gargoyle nearest you, Flint,

1043
00:39:18,279 --> 00:39:22,480
makes a move to run towards the X on the wall.

1044
00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:23,799
Geez.

1045
00:39:23,799 --> 00:39:28,799
And is going to ram itself at the wall.

1046
00:39:28,799 --> 00:39:32,319
Do they take any damage for ramming themselves at a wall?

1047
00:39:32,319 --> 00:39:33,159
You don't know.

1048
00:39:34,759 --> 00:39:35,599
Good question.

1049
00:39:35,599 --> 00:39:37,000
I certainly hope they don't.

1050
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:41,079
Is enough to knock in the wall.

1051
00:39:42,799 --> 00:39:47,119
And as it punches through the wall,

1052
00:39:47,119 --> 00:39:51,279
the wall crumbles and out pour four 10 foot wide,

1053
00:39:51,279 --> 00:39:53,480
hairy, huge spiders,

1054
00:39:53,480 --> 00:39:55,159
nimbly moving into the room,

1055
00:39:55,159 --> 00:39:57,000
agitated by the sudden sight of you

1056
00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:58,679
and the chaos around you.

1057
00:39:58,679 --> 00:39:59,839
Four giant wasps,

1058
00:39:59,839 --> 00:40:01,239
about the size of halflings,

1059
00:40:01,239 --> 00:40:03,119
zip quickly past your heads,

1060
00:40:03,119 --> 00:40:04,319
getting a lay of the room.

1061
00:40:04,319 --> 00:40:06,319
Two narrowly missing Thea's moonbeam

1062
00:40:06,319 --> 00:40:08,960
as they spin, readying their attacks.

1063
00:40:08,960 --> 00:40:10,639
It's getting a bit crowded in here.

1064
00:40:12,879 --> 00:40:17,279
Well, hello, hello, hello.

1065
00:40:17,279 --> 00:40:19,199
It's me, your dungeon master, Russ More.

1066
00:40:19,199 --> 00:40:20,239
It's been forever.

1067
00:40:20,239 --> 00:40:22,279
No, it's only been a week.

1068
00:40:22,279 --> 00:40:23,119
It's great.

1069
00:40:23,119 --> 00:40:25,079
It's nice to see you so soon.

1070
00:40:25,079 --> 00:40:27,159
Thank you for listening to episode 14

1071
00:40:27,159 --> 00:40:28,639
of Dumbgeons and Dragons,

1072
00:40:28,639 --> 00:40:31,639
this one titled The Undeadly Dungeon.

1073
00:40:31,639 --> 00:40:34,279
And we are down deep in the dungeon this week.

1074
00:40:34,279 --> 00:40:36,000
And it's a very exciting episode

1075
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,279
because June 1st, all four of us

1076
00:40:38,279 --> 00:40:42,079
are going to be on episode 32 of Brozen Dragons,

1077
00:40:42,079 --> 00:40:44,000
another fantastic D&D podcast.

1078
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:45,880
You've heard me talking about them for a little while now

1079
00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:47,119
and we finally arranged it

1080
00:40:47,119 --> 00:40:49,639
and got together with their guys and ours

1081
00:40:49,639 --> 00:40:50,719
for a great session.

1082
00:40:50,719 --> 00:40:52,599
And it turned out to be a super fun game

1083
00:40:52,599 --> 00:40:54,920
and it's going to be a excellent episode.

1084
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:55,880
You just need to stay locked here

1085
00:40:55,880 --> 00:40:58,039
and then click over for episode 32,

1086
00:40:58,039 --> 00:40:59,279
comes out June 1st.

1087
00:40:59,279 --> 00:41:00,319
And if you like their style,

1088
00:41:00,319 --> 00:41:01,599
as you find out what happens next

1089
00:41:01,599 --> 00:41:03,159
with Flint, Thea, and Nulara,

1090
00:41:03,159 --> 00:41:04,039
give them a subscribe.

1091
00:41:04,039 --> 00:41:05,239
I think you're really gonna enjoy

1092
00:41:05,239 --> 00:41:06,079
what they're putting out there.

1093
00:41:06,079 --> 00:41:08,539
A little more cinematic in flavor

1094
00:41:08,539 --> 00:41:10,319
than what we've got going on over here,

1095
00:41:10,320 --> 00:41:12,519
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1096
00:41:12,519 --> 00:41:16,160
If you're listening to us on any of those iDevices,

1097
00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:19,160
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1098
00:41:19,160 --> 00:41:21,960
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1099
00:41:21,960 --> 00:41:23,559
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1100
00:41:23,559 --> 00:41:25,680
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1101
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1102
00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:30,440
If you listen on some other podcast app,

1103
00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:32,039
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1104
00:41:32,039 --> 00:41:34,280
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1105
00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:37,080
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1106
00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:39,360
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1107
00:41:39,360 --> 00:41:40,980
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1108
00:41:40,980 --> 00:41:42,240
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1109
00:41:42,240 --> 00:41:43,800
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1110
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1111
00:41:46,720 --> 00:41:47,860
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1112
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1113
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1114
00:41:53,240 --> 00:41:57,200
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1115
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1116
00:41:58,920 --> 00:42:02,360
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1117
00:42:02,360 --> 00:42:05,280
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1118
00:42:05,280 --> 00:42:06,720
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1119
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1120
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:10,120
That's it for me for now.

1121
00:42:10,120 --> 00:42:12,599
The next part of Flint, Thea and Nularaaa's journey

1122
00:42:12,599 --> 00:42:14,820
after this episode will be available June 1st

1123
00:42:14,820 --> 00:42:17,320
on episode 32 of Bros and Dragons.

1124
00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:20,240
Make sure you go check that episode and those guys out,

1125
00:42:20,240 --> 00:42:22,599
not only to find out what happens with our guys,

1126
00:42:22,599 --> 00:42:25,000
because whatever we cover in the story there

1127
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:29,360
is likely going to make its way into our next episode,

1128
00:42:29,360 --> 00:42:31,480
which is going to cause some pretty cool

1129
00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:32,559
story stuff going on there.

1130
00:42:32,559 --> 00:42:33,720
So you wanna make sure you check that out,

1131
00:42:33,720 --> 00:42:35,800
but also because they put on an amazing show,

1132
00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:38,440
lots of cool music, sound effects and great storytelling.

1133
00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:41,539
Doc and the team really put out a stellar podcast.

1134
00:42:41,539 --> 00:42:42,840
And don't worry, don't worry.

1135
00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:44,400
We will be back as scheduled here

1136
00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:46,920
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1137
00:42:46,920 --> 00:42:49,700
on June 14th with episode 14.

1138
00:42:49,700 --> 00:42:51,500
Let's dive back into the dungeon.

1139
00:42:51,500 --> 00:42:53,039
We'll be chatting with you soon.

1140
00:42:53,039 --> 00:42:58,039
It is Nularaaa's turn.

1141
00:43:00,039 --> 00:43:05,039
Man, I sure wish I had some kind of dope thing.

1142
00:43:05,759 --> 00:43:07,599
I could do that didn't require me

1143
00:43:07,599 --> 00:43:09,559
to get all up close to them.

1144
00:43:09,559 --> 00:43:13,920
Okay, I'm just going to fucking sword some mofos.

1145
00:43:13,920 --> 00:43:18,920
So I am going to this spider right by where I am.

1146
00:43:19,320 --> 00:43:20,400
I'm gonna stab him.

1147
00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:24,920
I'm gonna try and separate his head from his thorax.

1148
00:43:24,920 --> 00:43:27,039
Yeah, good science term.

1149
00:43:27,039 --> 00:43:28,159
Very proud of you.

1150
00:43:28,159 --> 00:43:29,279
Thank you.

1151
00:43:29,279 --> 00:43:30,920
That is a 19.

1152
00:43:30,920 --> 00:43:32,000
19 will hit.

1153
00:43:32,119 --> 00:43:37,119
Okay, that is a nine plus six is 15, 22 damage.

1154
00:43:40,360 --> 00:43:42,039
Unless I have to half some of that,

1155
00:43:42,039 --> 00:43:43,880
but probably I don't because it's a spider.

1156
00:43:43,880 --> 00:43:44,719
It's a spider.

1157
00:43:44,719 --> 00:43:48,639
It takes full damage and anything.

1158
00:43:48,639 --> 00:43:50,760
Your fire should be even more impressive.

1159
00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:53,719
22 is enough to kill that spider.

1160
00:43:53,719 --> 00:43:55,800
Yeah, that's what I was hoping

1161
00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:56,639
that they're just big.

1162
00:43:56,639 --> 00:43:59,280
Head separated from thorax.

1163
00:43:59,280 --> 00:44:00,920
Okay, now I'm gonna turn.

1164
00:44:02,039 --> 00:44:04,320
Is this wasp just like hovering by me?

1165
00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:05,159
What's he doing?

1166
00:44:05,159 --> 00:44:06,880
Yeah, well, he's moving towards you,

1167
00:44:06,880 --> 00:44:09,599
but he's just in the vicinity at this point.

1168
00:44:09,599 --> 00:44:11,280
He's just getting the lay of the land right now.

1169
00:44:11,280 --> 00:44:12,199
He just came into the room.

1170
00:44:12,199 --> 00:44:13,280
He's like, what's going on, guys?

1171
00:44:13,280 --> 00:44:15,880
What's going on is he's about to get stabbed

1172
00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:20,360
with a flaming sword with 18.

1173
00:44:20,360 --> 00:44:21,199
Does that hit?

1174
00:44:21,199 --> 00:44:23,199
18 will hit the wasp, yes.

1175
00:44:24,360 --> 00:44:27,519
Great, great.

1176
00:44:27,519 --> 00:44:28,719
Good, good roll.

1177
00:44:28,760 --> 00:44:32,640
Four plus five is nine damage to that wasp.

1178
00:44:32,640 --> 00:44:35,120
That wasp is still living.

1179
00:44:36,440 --> 00:44:38,560
Donny's gonna come try and bite him.

1180
00:44:38,560 --> 00:44:40,280
He got a 13.

1181
00:44:40,280 --> 00:44:43,440
13 AC is enough to hit, yep.

1182
00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:44,520
Great.

1183
00:44:44,520 --> 00:44:49,440
Then he gives him three damage

1184
00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:53,760
and he has to do a constitution saving throw.

1185
00:44:53,760 --> 00:44:54,760
To not be paralyzed?

1186
00:44:54,760 --> 00:44:56,400
That's a four.

1187
00:44:56,400 --> 00:44:58,080
Great, paralyzed.

1188
00:44:58,760 --> 00:44:59,760
Donny, you did it.

1189
00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:02,000
It's never happened before, I don't think.

1190
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:02,840
I think it's literally never happened.

1191
00:45:02,840 --> 00:45:04,920
I think it happened like one time.

1192
00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:06,280
It was like time number two.

1193
00:45:06,280 --> 00:45:09,040
Either way, it's hella impressive.

1194
00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:11,440
It's pretty good because Donny's real little.

1195
00:45:11,440 --> 00:45:14,120
He just like flew up to a wasp that's like,

1196
00:45:14,120 --> 00:45:16,040
I don't know, 10 times the size.

1197
00:45:16,040 --> 00:45:18,000
More than that, that's a terrible exaggeration.

1198
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:20,560
20 times the size of him, amazing.

1199
00:45:20,560 --> 00:45:22,520
Cool, cool.

1200
00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:24,920
Now it is the gargoyle's turn.

1201
00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:25,760
Oh, right, there's the gargoyle.

1202
00:45:25,800 --> 00:45:28,760
One centered on the moon beam

1203
00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:31,840
is going to go towards Flint.

1204
00:45:31,840 --> 00:45:33,440
He's running up behind you there, Flint,

1205
00:45:33,440 --> 00:45:35,200
and he's gonna bite and claw at ya.

1206
00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:37,360
So we got a, it's probably not gonna be good.

1207
00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:40,880
17 on the bite, 15 on the claw.

1208
00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:43,160
Yeah, then the bite will hit me there.

1209
00:45:43,160 --> 00:45:44,400
Eight piercing damage.

1210
00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:46,080
The other one's gonna do the same thing.

1211
00:45:46,080 --> 00:45:47,760
Come up at ya up there, Flint,

1212
00:45:47,760 --> 00:45:52,040
and that's a 22 on the bite, 21 on the claw.

1213
00:45:52,040 --> 00:45:54,520
Unfortunately, I just got a 22 AC,

1214
00:45:54,519 --> 00:45:56,119
so I don't think either one of them did.

1215
00:45:56,119 --> 00:45:57,239
Did I hit you with a 17?

1216
00:45:57,239 --> 00:45:58,440
Yeah, really?

1217
00:46:01,039 --> 00:46:03,519
Yeah, but it just happened, like just right now.

1218
00:46:03,519 --> 00:46:04,840
We're in Dungeon and Dragons.

1219
00:46:04,840 --> 00:46:05,679
Anything can happen.

1220
00:46:05,679 --> 00:46:07,000
It's pretty impressive stuff.

1221
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:09,360
I thought for sure he was being serious.

1222
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:13,800
Me too, I know, which is so dumb,

1223
00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:16,440
because he, yeah, just got hit on his 17.

1224
00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:18,519
That's 13 damage there, Flint.

1225
00:46:18,519 --> 00:46:21,039
Pretty sure some sort of toughness thing

1226
00:46:21,039 --> 00:46:21,880
kicked in for me.

1227
00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:23,199
It was an adrenaline kick.

1228
00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:25,480
Surrounded by all these bugs and gargoyle.

1229
00:46:25,480 --> 00:46:27,360
Oh, yeah, there you go.

1230
00:46:27,360 --> 00:46:28,560
Nope, that's a lie.

1231
00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:29,680
Flint, it's your turn.

1232
00:46:29,680 --> 00:46:30,520
Nine, 13.

1233
00:46:30,520 --> 00:46:31,920
13, I think you said?

1234
00:46:31,920 --> 00:46:33,320
I was just gonna blow right at that.

1235
00:46:33,320 --> 00:46:34,160
Yeah, I got it.

1236
00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:37,920
Okay, and now it is all these spiders and wasps' turn.

1237
00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:38,760
Hooray.

1238
00:46:38,760 --> 00:46:40,800
Spider nearest the top of the room

1239
00:46:40,800 --> 00:46:42,760
is coming at you, Flint.

1240
00:46:42,760 --> 00:46:45,880
Spider nearest you, Nularaaa, is coming at you,

1241
00:46:45,880 --> 00:46:46,720
and spider.

1242
00:46:46,720 --> 00:46:48,840
Flint, they are so all over you.

1243
00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:50,240
There's like three creatures on your team.

1244
00:46:50,240 --> 00:46:52,000
Spider nearest Thea is coming at Thea.

1245
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:52,840
Bring it.

1246
00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:55,000
What do spiders get to do?

1247
00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:56,480
Probably fall over dead.

1248
00:46:56,480 --> 00:46:57,800
Whatever a spider can.

1249
00:46:57,800 --> 00:46:59,800
I think like go up and down a water spout

1250
00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:01,280
if my understanding is correct.

1251
00:47:01,280 --> 00:47:02,120
Yeah.

1252
00:47:02,120 --> 00:47:04,280
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

1253
00:47:04,280 --> 00:47:08,160
So Flint, you are gonna get bit by the spider.

1254
00:47:08,160 --> 00:47:09,480
Maybe.

1255
00:47:09,480 --> 00:47:11,640
That is a 21.

1256
00:47:11,640 --> 00:47:15,440
So you will take one D8 plus three piercing damage.

1257
00:47:15,440 --> 00:47:17,480
You're gonna take six piercing damage,

1258
00:47:17,480 --> 00:47:20,079
and you must make a constitution saving throw.

1259
00:47:20,079 --> 00:47:20,920
Ooh, that's a good one, Kari.

1260
00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:23,159
Don't get paralyzed, Flint, come on.

1261
00:47:23,159 --> 00:47:24,960
That is a 24.

1262
00:47:24,960 --> 00:47:25,960
Okay, so you save,

1263
00:47:25,960 --> 00:47:30,000
but you still take two D8 poison damage halved.

1264
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:30,840
Okay.

1265
00:47:30,840 --> 00:47:34,159
You're gonna take five poison damage.

1266
00:47:34,159 --> 00:47:36,880
Can you just get Amy to roll the damages

1267
00:47:36,880 --> 00:47:38,039
for the dice this time?

1268
00:47:38,039 --> 00:47:40,519
She's been rolling a lot of ones, so.

1269
00:47:40,519 --> 00:47:43,159
Yeah, it has been a day of one.

1270
00:47:43,159 --> 00:47:45,680
I mean, I think that's only fair for all of us.

1271
00:47:45,680 --> 00:47:46,680
I mean, that makes sense.

1272
00:47:46,680 --> 00:47:48,079
And then the one coming at you, Nularaaa,

1273
00:47:48,079 --> 00:47:50,240
is going to bite you as well.

1274
00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:51,280
Maybe.

1275
00:47:51,280 --> 00:47:53,800
Well, seven against your AC, I don't think that's.

1276
00:47:53,800 --> 00:47:54,920
That will not do it.

1277
00:47:54,920 --> 00:47:58,360
And then the last spider in the room

1278
00:47:58,360 --> 00:48:00,760
is going to shoot its web at you, Fia.

1279
00:48:00,760 --> 00:48:02,320
Oh my God, no it won't.

1280
00:48:02,320 --> 00:48:04,400
It's a nine, it's a nine.

1281
00:48:04,400 --> 00:48:07,400
So you're fine, it just kind of shoots its web

1282
00:48:07,400 --> 00:48:09,760
out into the ether.

1283
00:48:09,760 --> 00:48:10,920
And then the wasps.

1284
00:48:12,920 --> 00:48:13,760
Okay, so we got.

1285
00:48:13,760 --> 00:48:16,040
At least there's only three wasps.

1286
00:48:16,040 --> 00:48:17,880
Flint, the one that's coming at you

1287
00:48:17,880 --> 00:48:20,559
is going to be a 19 against your AC.

1288
00:48:20,559 --> 00:48:21,400
Yep.

1289
00:48:21,400 --> 00:48:24,160
And you are going to take one D six plus two piercing

1290
00:48:24,160 --> 00:48:25,880
for a sting, which is six,

1291
00:48:25,880 --> 00:48:27,800
and also make a constitution saving throw.

1292
00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:30,000
Oh my God, so many constitutions saved.

1293
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:31,039
Whoa, nat 20.

1294
00:48:32,200 --> 00:48:34,559
All right, well you save against that,

1295
00:48:34,559 --> 00:48:37,840
but you still take half damage on three D six.

1296
00:48:37,840 --> 00:48:41,320
That's 11, so you take five more poison damage.

1297
00:48:41,320 --> 00:48:43,480
I think if you crit on a save,

1298
00:48:43,480 --> 00:48:45,320
you shouldn't take any damage.

1299
00:48:45,320 --> 00:48:46,840
You would think.

1300
00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:51,360
So the one at Fia, that's 22 against your AC.

1301
00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:52,200
That does it.

1302
00:48:52,200 --> 00:48:53,400
So roll a constitution.

1303
00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:55,200
But like just barely, right?

1304
00:48:55,200 --> 00:48:56,039
Yeah.

1305
00:48:56,039 --> 00:48:57,000
14.

1306
00:48:57,000 --> 00:48:57,960
Okay, so you save,

1307
00:48:57,960 --> 00:49:00,039
but you're going to take three stinging,

1308
00:49:00,039 --> 00:49:03,880
piercing damage, three poison damage.

1309
00:49:04,920 --> 00:49:07,039
Guys, I'm down to seven hit points.

1310
00:49:07,039 --> 00:49:09,280
And then the final one at Nulara there,

1311
00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:11,200
that's a 16 against your AC.

1312
00:49:11,200 --> 00:49:12,039
Not a hit.

1313
00:49:12,039 --> 00:49:13,640
And that is back to Flint.

1314
00:49:13,639 --> 00:49:14,879
Flint murder sings.

1315
00:49:16,799 --> 00:49:19,559
All right, murder express coming right up.

1316
00:49:19,559 --> 00:49:23,039
Take a look at that spider that bit at me,

1317
00:49:23,039 --> 00:49:26,039
because he seems like a real dick.

1318
00:49:26,960 --> 00:49:29,199
See, I'm going to go for some sort of nice

1319
00:49:29,199 --> 00:49:31,879
like uppercut swing with my axe

1320
00:49:31,879 --> 00:49:34,079
to like get them right under the mouth.

1321
00:49:34,079 --> 00:49:34,920
I like it.

1322
00:49:36,239 --> 00:49:38,279
That is a 17.

1323
00:49:38,279 --> 00:49:39,319
17.

1324
00:49:39,319 --> 00:49:40,159
Excellent.

1325
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:42,559
13 damage on that one.

1326
00:49:42,559 --> 00:49:44,239
Flint, you swing your axe up

1327
00:49:44,239 --> 00:49:47,440
and into the under jaw of this spider

1328
00:49:47,440 --> 00:49:50,159
and blood sprays up into the air,

1329
00:49:50,159 --> 00:49:53,279
but it appears to miss the important parts.

1330
00:49:53,279 --> 00:49:54,960
And I guess since he's still alive,

1331
00:49:54,960 --> 00:49:56,239
we'll go for round two.

1332
00:49:57,759 --> 00:49:59,559
So 23 on that one.

1333
00:50:01,559 --> 00:50:02,639
Eight.

1334
00:50:02,639 --> 00:50:05,440
And four is 12 and four is 16.

1335
00:50:05,440 --> 00:50:06,599
And on your rebound swing,

1336
00:50:06,599 --> 00:50:09,400
you come down into the body of this spider.

1337
00:50:09,440 --> 00:50:11,720
And with a sickening crunch,

1338
00:50:11,720 --> 00:50:12,840
this spider is dead.

1339
00:50:14,360 --> 00:50:15,200
Excellent.

1340
00:50:15,200 --> 00:50:16,519
And I'm going to use one of my

1341
00:50:17,760 --> 00:50:20,280
instant hit dice heals here,

1342
00:50:20,280 --> 00:50:22,519
because I think I might need it.

1343
00:50:23,400 --> 00:50:24,240
And six.

1344
00:50:24,240 --> 00:50:25,440
Ooh, that's nice.

1345
00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:27,160
Oh, wait, I rolled the wrong dice.

1346
00:50:27,160 --> 00:50:28,000
Hold on.

1347
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:28,820
Hold on.

1348
00:50:28,820 --> 00:50:29,660
Going to do it again.

1349
00:50:29,660 --> 00:50:30,500
So you roll a D20?

1350
00:50:30,500 --> 00:50:31,559
No, I rolled a D8,

1351
00:50:31,559 --> 00:50:34,599
but I actually have a D10 for my hit dice.

1352
00:50:34,599 --> 00:50:35,440
And it was an eight.

1353
00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:36,320
That's even better.

1354
00:50:36,320 --> 00:50:39,880
You are having some pretty bitchin' rolls tonight,

1355
00:50:39,880 --> 00:50:40,720
my friend.

1356
00:50:40,720 --> 00:50:43,000
I'm solid rolls so far.

1357
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:43,840
Yeah.

1358
00:50:43,840 --> 00:50:44,680
Holy man.

1359
00:50:44,680 --> 00:50:45,519
Thea, it's your turn.

1360
00:50:45,519 --> 00:50:46,480
Here's my question.

1361
00:50:46,480 --> 00:50:48,400
Can I drag my moonbeam?

1362
00:50:48,400 --> 00:50:49,559
Like when I,

1363
00:50:49,559 --> 00:50:53,120
so does it have to rest on a final destination?

1364
00:50:53,120 --> 00:50:55,920
It says anything that flies in its path

1365
00:50:55,920 --> 00:50:57,600
or gets caught in its path.

1366
00:50:57,600 --> 00:50:58,440
As you move it,

1367
00:50:58,440 --> 00:50:59,260
you just tell me,

1368
00:50:59,260 --> 00:51:02,760
you just plot the course

1369
00:51:02,760 --> 00:51:04,559
up to however far you can move it.

1370
00:51:04,559 --> 00:51:05,640
How far can I move it?

1371
00:51:05,679 --> 00:51:07,319
Moonbeam.

1372
00:51:07,319 --> 00:51:08,559
I like this moonbeam song.

1373
00:51:08,559 --> 00:51:10,319
No, it's a hit sweeping the nation.

1374
00:51:10,319 --> 00:51:11,799
Sounds like a David Bowie tune.

1375
00:51:11,799 --> 00:51:15,000
You can move the beam 60 feet in any direction.

1376
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:17,000
Okay, so here's what I'm thinking.

1377
00:51:19,879 --> 00:51:23,279
I can go 10, 20, 30.

1378
00:51:23,279 --> 00:51:24,679
Yeah.

1379
00:51:24,679 --> 00:51:27,199
40, 50, and get that guy.

1380
00:51:27,199 --> 00:51:28,039
Sure.

1381
00:51:28,039 --> 00:51:29,279
And hit three of them.

1382
00:51:30,239 --> 00:51:31,719
Okay, so who gets hit first?

1383
00:51:31,719 --> 00:51:35,359
Okay, this gargoyle motherfucker right here.

1384
00:51:35,519 --> 00:51:38,280
So you begin to move your moonbeam through the room

1385
00:51:38,280 --> 00:51:40,880
and the gargoyle constitution,

1386
00:51:40,880 --> 00:51:42,280
that's a 10.

1387
00:51:42,280 --> 00:51:43,519
Not good for the gargoyle.

1388
00:51:43,519 --> 00:51:45,000
So the gargoyle will take full damage.

1389
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:46,519
We'll just do all the constitution rolls.

1390
00:51:46,519 --> 00:51:49,039
And then the second one is a 21.

1391
00:51:49,039 --> 00:51:50,120
That's safe.

1392
00:51:50,120 --> 00:51:51,519
So he only gets half.

1393
00:51:51,519 --> 00:51:54,000
Then the spider is 13.

1394
00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:54,840
Not good enough.

1395
00:51:54,840 --> 00:51:58,640
And the final wasp is an 11.

1396
00:51:58,640 --> 00:52:00,280
So only one gargoyle takes half.

1397
00:52:00,280 --> 00:52:01,519
Everybody else I think takes full.

1398
00:52:01,519 --> 00:52:02,440
Cool.

1399
00:52:02,440 --> 00:52:05,160
I get 3D10.

1400
00:52:05,159 --> 00:52:06,960
Make sure you keep track of your spell slots.

1401
00:52:06,960 --> 00:52:08,039
Yeah.

1402
00:52:08,039 --> 00:52:09,359
15, damage.

1403
00:52:09,359 --> 00:52:11,319
Thea, you command your moonbeam

1404
00:52:11,319 --> 00:52:13,960
to carve its way through this room

1405
00:52:13,960 --> 00:52:16,399
through two of the gargoyles

1406
00:52:16,399 --> 00:52:18,960
over top of one of the spiders

1407
00:52:18,960 --> 00:52:22,279
and dropping a wasp dead to the floor.

1408
00:52:22,279 --> 00:52:24,839
All the while the gargoyles and the spider

1409
00:52:24,839 --> 00:52:26,879
and the wasp screaming out

1410
00:52:26,879 --> 00:52:30,039
as they take this moon driven radiant damage.

1411
00:52:30,039 --> 00:52:30,879
Nice.

1412
00:52:30,879 --> 00:52:32,159
There you go. I killed something you guys.

1413
00:52:32,159 --> 00:52:33,440
You know how long it's been?

1414
00:52:33,440 --> 00:52:34,719
That was kind of amazing.

1415
00:52:34,720 --> 00:52:35,880
I feel like with moonbeam,

1416
00:52:35,880 --> 00:52:37,840
you haven't done this before.

1417
00:52:37,840 --> 00:52:40,920
Like you've moved it just to like one other thing

1418
00:52:40,920 --> 00:52:42,320
instead of flying it around

1419
00:52:42,320 --> 00:52:43,600
and getting a whole bunch of things.

1420
00:52:43,600 --> 00:52:45,200
And it's dope as hell.

1421
00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:46,040
Yeah.

1422
00:52:46,040 --> 00:52:47,880
Amy, you should also take a healing surge.

1423
00:52:47,880 --> 00:52:49,560
Oh yes. Thank you very much.

1424
00:52:49,560 --> 00:52:51,040
Since your turn's not over yet.

1425
00:52:51,040 --> 00:52:52,240
No, it's not.

1426
00:52:53,880 --> 00:52:55,120
Four.

1427
00:52:55,120 --> 00:52:55,960
Yeah.

1428
00:52:55,960 --> 00:52:57,840
Then it is...

1429
00:52:57,840 --> 00:52:59,920
Who put all these monsters in here?

1430
00:52:59,920 --> 00:53:01,480
Some jackass.

1431
00:53:02,360 --> 00:53:04,719
Monsters are all last though.

1432
00:53:04,719 --> 00:53:07,079
No, the gargoyles go next.

1433
00:53:07,079 --> 00:53:09,599
So the gargoyle that broke open the wall

1434
00:53:09,599 --> 00:53:12,920
is going to go for Nularaaaa.

1435
00:53:12,920 --> 00:53:15,800
The bite Nularaaaa is a 13.

1436
00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:19,199
The claw is a 23.

1437
00:53:19,199 --> 00:53:21,679
So the 13 does not hit, but the 21 does obviously.

1438
00:53:21,679 --> 00:53:24,079
So you will take eight slashing damage.

1439
00:53:24,079 --> 00:53:26,039
Now Nularaaaa, it's your turn.

1440
00:53:26,039 --> 00:53:29,960
And presently engaged in direct combat with you

1441
00:53:29,960 --> 00:53:32,639
is the gargoyle who smashed in the wall

1442
00:53:32,639 --> 00:53:35,440
and released the wasps and spiders.

1443
00:53:35,440 --> 00:53:37,119
And as well, one of these spiders

1444
00:53:37,119 --> 00:53:38,559
is within striking distance.

1445
00:53:38,559 --> 00:53:41,199
Things look real bad for me right now.

1446
00:53:41,199 --> 00:53:42,800
Just position wise.

1447
00:53:42,800 --> 00:53:45,880
I will go for

1448
00:53:47,360 --> 00:53:49,679
the spider first.

1449
00:53:49,679 --> 00:53:50,519
It's a good choice.

1450
00:53:50,519 --> 00:53:52,720
Because his turn will come next

1451
00:53:52,720 --> 00:53:54,559
and he will be able to hurt me again

1452
00:53:54,559 --> 00:53:56,119
before I get another turn.

1453
00:53:56,119 --> 00:53:56,960
True.

1454
00:53:56,960 --> 00:54:00,159
So I'm going to do my patented

1455
00:54:00,159 --> 00:54:02,079
spider head removal technique.

1456
00:54:03,480 --> 00:54:05,880
Which I will probably fail at

1457
00:54:05,880 --> 00:54:08,440
because that is a 15.

1458
00:54:08,440 --> 00:54:09,280
That will hit.

1459
00:54:09,280 --> 00:54:10,119
Woo.

1460
00:54:10,119 --> 00:54:11,280
Oh, great.

1461
00:54:11,280 --> 00:54:12,599
These spiders don't have armor.

1462
00:54:12,599 --> 00:54:13,440
Wonderful.

1463
00:54:13,440 --> 00:54:14,280
It is really big.

1464
00:54:14,280 --> 00:54:15,119
I guess.

1465
00:54:16,480 --> 00:54:21,079
Math is hard with very small numbers is nine damage.

1466
00:54:21,079 --> 00:54:24,840
Your first strike swings down hard into the spider

1467
00:54:24,840 --> 00:54:27,440
and burns its way into its flesh,

1468
00:54:27,440 --> 00:54:28,640
but it's still living.

1469
00:54:28,640 --> 00:54:29,480
Okay.

1470
00:54:29,480 --> 00:54:31,680
So my sword got halfway through his neck.

1471
00:54:31,680 --> 00:54:34,800
I pull it out and try again.

1472
00:54:36,280 --> 00:54:37,240
That one's better.

1473
00:54:37,240 --> 00:54:39,920
That's a 22.

1474
00:54:39,920 --> 00:54:42,559
And that is 15 damage.

1475
00:54:42,559 --> 00:54:43,800
On your second swing,

1476
00:54:43,800 --> 00:54:47,600
you hit the same spot and cleave through the spider

1477
00:54:47,600 --> 00:54:49,640
and it falls dead to the ground.

1478
00:54:49,640 --> 00:54:50,480
Okay.

1479
00:54:50,480 --> 00:54:52,760
Donnie, he's my boy,

1480
00:54:52,760 --> 00:54:56,560
is going to try and bite the wasp

1481
00:54:56,560 --> 00:54:58,600
that is sort of behind me.

1482
00:54:58,600 --> 00:54:59,440
Sure.

1483
00:54:59,440 --> 00:55:00,560
But that is a seven.

1484
00:55:00,560 --> 00:55:02,760
So that probably will not do it.

1485
00:55:02,760 --> 00:55:03,600
That doesn't do it.

1486
00:55:03,600 --> 00:55:08,120
And now it is the gargoyles on Flint's turn.

1487
00:55:08,120 --> 00:55:08,960
Hooray.

1488
00:55:08,960 --> 00:55:12,120
Only one right in front of you there.

1489
00:55:12,120 --> 00:55:17,120
Flint is going to bite for a 13, 17 for the claw.

1490
00:55:17,200 --> 00:55:19,760
So 17 slashing for the claw.

1491
00:55:19,760 --> 00:55:22,080
It does not hit because I get a bonus

1492
00:55:22,080 --> 00:55:23,680
on my slashing resistance.

1493
00:55:23,680 --> 00:55:25,320
And then the other guy,

1494
00:55:25,320 --> 00:55:28,200
that's an eight for the bite, 13 for the claw.

1495
00:55:28,200 --> 00:55:29,120
Oh, sweet Jesus.

1496
00:55:29,120 --> 00:55:30,600
So you evaded that one,

1497
00:55:30,600 --> 00:55:33,040
but it is the spider's turn.

1498
00:55:33,040 --> 00:55:35,520
He's going to try to recharge his web,

1499
00:55:35,520 --> 00:55:36,960
which he does not do.

1500
00:55:36,960 --> 00:55:41,960
So he moves to get the 13 against Tracy.

1501
00:55:42,240 --> 00:55:43,080
If he gets me, he doesn't.

1502
00:55:43,080 --> 00:55:44,000
He does not.

1503
00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:45,400
Wasp's turn.

1504
00:55:45,400 --> 00:55:48,040
One wasp on Flint there.

1505
00:55:48,679 --> 00:55:51,119
Oh, that's a six.

1506
00:55:51,119 --> 00:55:54,440
Jeez, Amy, I said damage rolls, not attack rolls.

1507
00:55:54,440 --> 00:55:58,199
The wasp on Carla, however, gets a natural 20.

1508
00:55:58,199 --> 00:55:59,039
Oh, boy.

1509
00:55:59,039 --> 00:55:59,880
Yeesh.

1510
00:55:59,880 --> 00:56:02,000
Make a constitution saving throw there, new law.

1511
00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:04,480
Okay, that is 19.

1512
00:56:04,480 --> 00:56:06,000
19 will save.

1513
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:08,119
So you take four piercing damage

1514
00:56:08,119 --> 00:56:11,159
and then half of 3D6 acid.

1515
00:56:11,159 --> 00:56:13,320
Oh my God, his rolls are so good, you guys.

1516
00:56:13,320 --> 00:56:15,759
14, so you take seven damage.

1517
00:56:15,759 --> 00:56:17,000
I rolled 3D6.

1518
00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:18,199
It would be like a four.

1519
00:56:18,199 --> 00:56:23,199
Okay, so that's wasp, wasp, spider, Flint.

1520
00:56:23,800 --> 00:56:26,400
Seems like a really weird playground game.

1521
00:56:26,400 --> 00:56:27,239
Totally.

1522
00:56:28,880 --> 00:56:30,280
All right, I'm going to turn around

1523
00:56:30,280 --> 00:56:33,920
and go for that wasp that's been haranguing me.

1524
00:56:33,920 --> 00:56:36,320
And I will attempt to cleave it in twain

1525
00:56:36,320 --> 00:56:39,119
because, well, it's a wasp and I have a really big ax.

1526
00:56:39,119 --> 00:56:40,280
Sure.

1527
00:56:40,280 --> 00:56:42,519
So whatever, that's a 15.

1528
00:56:42,519 --> 00:56:43,400
Hopefully that hits.

1529
00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:44,960
15 will hit him, yep.

1530
00:56:44,960 --> 00:56:45,800
Excellent.

1531
00:56:46,720 --> 00:56:49,080
25 damage on the wasp.

1532
00:56:49,080 --> 00:56:52,760
You take a full swing as this wasp is flying towards you

1533
00:56:52,760 --> 00:56:56,080
and you catch it square with the blade of your ax.

1534
00:56:56,080 --> 00:56:57,880
Thea Nularaaaa, you were watching from the side

1535
00:56:57,880 --> 00:57:00,080
as it looks like Flint misses,

1536
00:57:00,080 --> 00:57:02,160
but really his slice goes through

1537
00:57:02,160 --> 00:57:03,800
with just that much ease,

1538
00:57:03,800 --> 00:57:06,320
which becomes apparent when the two pieces

1539
00:57:06,320 --> 00:57:07,480
fall to the ground.

1540
00:57:07,480 --> 00:57:08,800
Success.

1541
00:57:09,800 --> 00:57:11,720
Now there's two gargoyles around me.

1542
00:57:11,720 --> 00:57:13,039
Which is the one that is hurt?

1543
00:57:13,039 --> 00:57:16,000
I think it's the one that's to my left

1544
00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:17,199
with the way I'm currently facing.

1545
00:57:17,199 --> 00:57:19,320
Both have taken damage.

1546
00:57:19,320 --> 00:57:22,159
The one behind you has taken more damage.

1547
00:57:22,159 --> 00:57:24,320
Okay, well I'll go for that one then

1548
00:57:24,320 --> 00:57:27,199
because why not try and hit him when he's down?

1549
00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:30,719
That is a 18.

1550
00:57:30,719 --> 00:57:31,880
18 is good, yep.

1551
00:57:31,880 --> 00:57:32,719
Excellent.

1552
00:57:32,719 --> 00:57:34,119
All right.

1553
00:57:34,119 --> 00:57:38,279
Ooh, three and three is six and four is 10.

1554
00:57:38,279 --> 00:57:40,079
So five damage because he takes half.

1555
00:57:40,079 --> 00:57:42,360
And as if taking a full rotation,

1556
00:57:42,360 --> 00:57:45,240
you carry your second swing from the wasp

1557
00:57:45,240 --> 00:57:47,760
around and into the gargoyle behind you

1558
00:57:47,760 --> 00:57:49,920
who seems merely nicked by your blow.

1559
00:57:49,920 --> 00:57:51,120
And that's it for me.

1560
00:57:51,120 --> 00:57:52,039
Oh wait, should I use it?

1561
00:57:52,039 --> 00:57:54,920
Yeah, I should use another healing surge while I'm here.

1562
00:57:54,920 --> 00:57:55,760
Seven.

1563
00:57:55,760 --> 00:57:56,599
Okay, and Thea.

1564
00:57:56,599 --> 00:57:58,480
All right, I'm gonna back up

1565
00:57:58,480 --> 00:58:00,519
because I don't need to be anywhere near

1566
00:58:00,519 --> 00:58:01,760
when I'm doing my stuff.

1567
00:58:02,720 --> 00:58:04,320
I'm gonna take a hit die.

1568
00:58:05,280 --> 00:58:07,120
Nice, rolled a two.

1569
00:58:07,120 --> 00:58:07,960
Excellent.

1570
00:58:07,960 --> 00:58:09,039
It's real solid.

1571
00:58:09,039 --> 00:58:10,240
Every little bit counts.

1572
00:58:10,240 --> 00:58:15,240
And I'm going to move my moonbeam diagonally this way.

1573
00:58:15,240 --> 00:58:16,560
And I move it back through.

1574
00:58:16,560 --> 00:58:19,800
Yeah, back through the spider, the two gargoyles.

1575
00:58:19,800 --> 00:58:21,800
So that's like, how many feet is that?

1576
00:58:21,800 --> 00:58:24,200
25 to get through all of them.

1577
00:58:24,200 --> 00:58:27,040
25 and then 30 to get through all of them.

1578
00:58:27,040 --> 00:58:28,560
Can I make it back to this guy?

1579
00:58:28,560 --> 00:58:30,440
You wanna move through them twice?

1580
00:58:30,440 --> 00:58:32,400
Is that what you're saying?

1581
00:58:32,400 --> 00:58:33,680
Can I?

1582
00:58:33,680 --> 00:58:34,560
Suppose so.

1583
00:58:34,560 --> 00:58:36,400
You can move it up to 60 feet.

1584
00:58:36,400 --> 00:58:37,920
I'll move it back and forward

1585
00:58:37,920 --> 00:58:40,040
and just rain down on the ground.

1586
00:58:40,960 --> 00:58:43,840
The spider and the first gargoyle you come to,

1587
00:58:43,840 --> 00:58:44,679
you'd hit twice.

1588
00:58:44,679 --> 00:58:47,079
The second gargoyle, you'd only hit once.

1589
00:58:47,079 --> 00:58:49,279
It would stop there and then come back.

1590
00:58:49,279 --> 00:58:53,880
Okay, so I'd end up dealing out five bits of damage.

1591
00:58:53,880 --> 00:58:54,719
I'll do that.

1592
00:58:54,719 --> 00:58:55,539
I would like that.

1593
00:58:55,539 --> 00:58:56,380
I think that's how that would work.

1594
00:58:56,380 --> 00:58:59,719
Okay, Constitution saving throw for the spider.

1595
00:58:59,719 --> 00:59:02,239
This is a plus seven bonus, no good.

1596
00:59:02,239 --> 00:59:05,519
Gargoyle number one there, 18.

1597
00:59:05,519 --> 00:59:06,599
Ooh, yes.

1598
00:59:06,599 --> 00:59:08,119
Gargoyle two, 20.

1599
00:59:08,119 --> 00:59:09,159
Yes.

1600
00:59:09,199 --> 00:59:11,000
Gargoyle coming back, six.

1601
00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:12,480
Negative.

1602
00:59:12,480 --> 00:59:15,119
And a 20 for the spider.

1603
00:59:15,119 --> 00:59:18,519
Spider's gonna be dead anyway, it doesn't matter.

1604
00:59:18,519 --> 00:59:20,119
Okay, so roll your damage.

1605
00:59:20,119 --> 00:59:21,359
Okay.

1606
00:59:21,359 --> 00:59:22,199
21.

1607
00:59:22,199 --> 00:59:23,019
Yay.

1608
00:59:23,019 --> 00:59:23,859
You did it.

1609
00:59:23,859 --> 00:59:24,679
I did it.

1610
00:59:24,679 --> 00:59:26,679
A lot of them only take half, though.

1611
00:59:26,679 --> 00:59:28,279
All three are dead.

1612
00:59:28,279 --> 00:59:29,119
Oh, whoa.

1613
00:59:29,119 --> 00:59:32,239
So you move this moon beam through this mass of monsters

1614
00:59:33,480 --> 00:59:38,239
and you incinerate the spider on when it comes back

1615
00:59:38,280 --> 00:59:40,920
and each of the gargoyles dry up

1616
00:59:40,920 --> 00:59:44,620
and crumble under the power of the moon beam.

1617
00:59:44,620 --> 00:59:47,760
I flick my blue hair back and like look at Flynn

1618
00:59:47,760 --> 00:59:52,600
and go, I got your back, buddy.

1619
00:59:52,600 --> 00:59:54,000
That was some solid work.

1620
00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:55,720
Yeah, that was, that was dope.

1621
00:59:55,720 --> 00:59:57,960
Well, I haven't really been pulling away.

1622
00:59:57,960 --> 01:00:00,720
It's been rolling a lot of shitty stuff.

1623
01:00:00,720 --> 01:00:02,480
Felt good, felt good to contribute.

1624
01:00:02,480 --> 01:00:03,840
New Laura, your turn.

1625
01:00:03,840 --> 01:00:08,840
I am going to go for the wasp that is near me.

1626
01:00:09,079 --> 01:00:12,480
That is a, why is math so hard?

1627
01:00:12,480 --> 01:00:13,880
Does 14 hit a wasp?

1628
01:00:13,880 --> 01:00:14,720
It does.

1629
01:00:14,720 --> 01:00:15,539
Great.

1630
01:00:15,539 --> 01:00:16,800
15 damage.

1631
01:00:16,800 --> 01:00:19,160
New Laura, as the gargoyles and spiders

1632
01:00:19,160 --> 01:00:21,480
go up in smoke from Thea's moon beam,

1633
01:00:21,480 --> 01:00:22,920
you swing flame tongue,

1634
01:00:22,920 --> 01:00:25,760
which is blazing so bright in this dungeon room,

1635
01:00:25,760 --> 01:00:28,220
through this final flying wasp.

1636
01:00:28,220 --> 01:00:29,059
Sweet.

1637
01:00:29,059 --> 01:00:33,760
Then I pivot back to the gargoyle.

1638
01:00:33,760 --> 01:00:37,040
That is a 20.

1639
01:00:37,040 --> 01:00:37,960
20 will do her.

1640
01:00:37,960 --> 01:00:40,600
And, oh great.

1641
01:00:40,600 --> 01:00:42,200
Oh my God.

1642
01:00:42,200 --> 01:00:43,280
Six damage.

1643
01:00:43,280 --> 01:00:46,240
A one and then a one on those rolls were really,

1644
01:00:46,240 --> 01:00:47,080
really hot.

1645
01:00:47,080 --> 01:00:49,040
Donny's going to try and help me out though.

1646
01:00:49,040 --> 01:00:49,880
He got a six.

1647
01:00:49,880 --> 01:00:51,200
He was not able to help me out.

1648
01:00:51,200 --> 01:00:52,320
Yeah, for sure.

1649
01:00:52,320 --> 01:00:55,240
But I mean, he is rude for you.

1650
01:00:55,240 --> 01:00:57,400
That gargoyle's turn

1651
01:00:57,400 --> 01:01:00,240
and he's going to take a bite and a claw at you there.

1652
01:01:00,240 --> 01:01:01,960
Well, he's going to try.

1653
01:01:02,119 --> 01:01:04,599
A 13 on the bite and a 13 on the claw.

1654
01:01:04,599 --> 01:01:06,199
He did not do it.

1655
01:01:06,199 --> 01:01:08,000
And now guess what guys, we're back to Flint.

1656
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:10,320
Whoa, that was so much faster this time.

1657
01:01:10,320 --> 01:01:12,480
Yeah, once Thea killed all the bad guys.

1658
01:01:15,320 --> 01:01:17,360
That's a 14.

1659
01:01:17,360 --> 01:01:18,360
Yay, nay?

1660
01:01:18,360 --> 01:01:19,639
Nay.

1661
01:01:19,639 --> 01:01:21,519
Oh, boo.

1662
01:01:21,519 --> 01:01:23,199
A boo.

1663
01:01:23,199 --> 01:01:24,760
All right, well that is a 17.

1664
01:01:24,760 --> 01:01:26,320
So that should do the job quite nicely.

1665
01:01:26,320 --> 01:01:29,240
And I think he's quite low on health.

1666
01:01:29,240 --> 01:01:30,880
So I'm going to take some.

1667
01:01:30,880 --> 01:01:31,720
He's running low.

1668
01:01:32,480 --> 01:01:36,440
Some sort of crazy leaping swing at him with my axe

1669
01:01:36,440 --> 01:01:37,400
right on his neck.

1670
01:01:37,400 --> 01:01:39,280
Just to see if I can.

1671
01:01:39,280 --> 01:01:40,120
Sure.

1672
01:01:40,120 --> 01:01:42,560
You know, make him crumble the dust real quick.

1673
01:01:42,560 --> 01:01:43,400
That is a one.

1674
01:01:43,400 --> 01:01:44,680
So I get to reroll that.

1675
01:01:44,680 --> 01:01:46,200
So far not great.

1676
01:01:46,200 --> 01:01:50,120
All right, four and 10 is 14 and four is 18.

1677
01:01:50,120 --> 01:01:52,120
So nine damage went halved.

1678
01:01:52,120 --> 01:01:56,320
And that with your leaping jump

1679
01:01:56,320 --> 01:01:59,560
crumbles the final gargoyle in the room.

1680
01:01:59,559 --> 01:02:04,159
All that remains is one paralyze wasp.

1681
01:02:04,159 --> 01:02:07,679
Thea very like flipping and dismissively

1682
01:02:07,679 --> 01:02:10,639
moves my moonbeam over.

1683
01:02:10,639 --> 01:02:11,480
What was that?

1684
01:02:11,480 --> 01:02:13,279
A six, a six and a six.

1685
01:02:13,279 --> 01:02:14,119
Devil.

1686
01:02:14,119 --> 01:02:15,079
Well, it had one hit point.

1687
01:02:15,079 --> 01:02:16,119
So you.

1688
01:02:16,119 --> 01:02:16,960
Oh, that's a nine.

1689
01:02:16,960 --> 01:02:18,079
A six, six and a nine.

1690
01:02:18,079 --> 01:02:20,360
Yeah, you definitely just obliterated

1691
01:02:20,360 --> 01:02:22,719
that paralyzed one hit point wasp.

1692
01:02:23,880 --> 01:02:24,799
Congratulations.

1693
01:02:24,799 --> 01:02:25,639
Thank you.

1694
01:02:26,639 --> 01:02:31,039
You are now standing in a dust and blood covered room,

1695
01:02:31,039 --> 01:02:33,000
catching your breath while waiting to carry on

1696
01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:37,039
to see what comes next in this undeadly dungeon.

1697
01:02:37,039 --> 01:02:39,879
When you hear another buzz,

1698
01:02:39,879 --> 01:02:44,199
this buzz more tinny and mechanical in nature though.

1699
01:02:44,199 --> 01:02:46,799
You look around the room and you turn to face the wall

1700
01:02:46,799 --> 01:02:48,879
where the gargoyles were once perched

1701
01:02:48,879 --> 01:02:51,519
and you see as if lightning were forming

1702
01:02:51,519 --> 01:02:54,480
and appearing in front of you, a blue oar.

1703
01:02:56,039 --> 01:02:59,359
This orb opens to almost a doorway

1704
01:02:59,359 --> 01:03:02,400
and out steps the short box like figure

1705
01:03:02,400 --> 01:03:05,359
of your friend from the Guild of the Nine Shadows.

1706
01:03:05,359 --> 01:03:06,199
Tibby.

1707
01:03:06,199 --> 01:03:07,199
Tibby.

1708
01:03:07,199 --> 01:03:08,679
Tibby.

1709
01:03:08,679 --> 01:03:10,839
You guys ready to blow this pop stand or what?

1710
01:03:10,839 --> 01:03:12,920
What the hell are you doing here, Tibby?

1711
01:03:12,920 --> 01:03:14,159
Well, we've been tracking you for a while

1712
01:03:14,159 --> 01:03:15,480
then you kind of disappeared.

1713
01:03:15,480 --> 01:03:20,359
So we figured you were in a little bit of trouble.

1714
01:03:20,359 --> 01:03:22,759
Look around at all the dead bugs.

1715
01:03:22,759 --> 01:03:24,559
And we were right.

1716
01:03:24,559 --> 01:03:26,000
You were right.

1717
01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:27,480
Get the fuck out of here then.

1718
01:03:27,480 --> 01:03:29,440
Yeah, where are you taking us, Tibby?

1719
01:03:29,440 --> 01:03:30,960
Oh, we're just gonna go back to the Guild

1720
01:03:30,960 --> 01:03:33,400
and just see what happens, you know?

1721
01:03:33,400 --> 01:03:35,799
We got this new portal magic thing.

1722
01:03:35,799 --> 01:03:37,159
Works real nice.

1723
01:03:37,159 --> 01:03:38,599
Real nice so far.

1724
01:03:38,599 --> 01:03:39,440
Sweet.

1725
01:03:39,440 --> 01:03:40,279
Awesome, let's do it.

1726
01:03:40,279 --> 01:03:41,440
It's been nice.

1727
01:03:41,440 --> 01:03:42,559
The best portal ever.

1728
01:03:42,559 --> 01:03:43,799
It's the best portal.

1729
01:03:43,799 --> 01:03:44,639
It's magnificent.

1730
01:03:44,639 --> 01:03:45,480
It's incredible.

1731
01:03:45,480 --> 01:03:46,320
Incredible portal.

1732
01:03:46,320 --> 01:03:48,279
Nobody makes portals like I do.

1733
01:03:48,279 --> 01:03:50,320
They don't have portals like this in China.

1734
01:03:51,320 --> 01:03:52,159
Sorry.

1735
01:03:52,159 --> 01:03:56,079
I feel like this portal's set up to fail.

1736
01:03:58,279 --> 01:04:00,319
Kind of overselling this portal.

1737
01:04:00,319 --> 01:04:01,960
I thought I could do a good Trump.

1738
01:04:01,960 --> 01:04:02,799
That was good.

1739
01:04:03,719 --> 01:04:06,879
Can't compare Tibby to Trump, come on.

1740
01:04:06,879 --> 01:04:07,719
No.

1741
01:04:09,719 --> 01:04:11,199
As you step into the portal,

1742
01:04:11,199 --> 01:04:14,639
you feel relief wash over you.

1743
01:04:14,639 --> 01:04:17,799
You regain health and your wounds close.

1744
01:04:17,799 --> 01:04:20,480
You feel re-energized as you're surrounded

1745
01:04:20,480 --> 01:04:25,480
by this blue light and then as quick as it began,

1746
01:04:26,599 --> 01:04:30,480
it ends and you are standing in a field

1747
01:04:30,480 --> 01:04:32,760
surrounded by four dragonborn,

1748
01:04:32,760 --> 01:04:36,000
staring at you, mouth agape,

1749
01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:39,000
having just seen you appear from nothing.

1750
01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:41,679
You look around and you quickly realize

1751
01:04:41,679 --> 01:04:43,679
that you are no longer in Faerun.

1752
01:04:45,320 --> 01:04:46,840
To find out what happens next,

1753
01:04:46,880 --> 01:04:48,120
head over to Bros and Dragons

1754
01:04:48,120 --> 01:04:51,800
for episode 32 on June 1st, 2017.

1755
01:04:51,800 --> 01:04:53,240
Dumbgeons and Dragons will be back

1756
01:04:53,240 --> 01:04:56,760
as scheduled on June 14th at dumdragons.com,

1757
01:04:56,760 --> 01:04:59,720
on iTunes or wherever you download podcasts.

1758
01:05:07,920 --> 01:05:10,360
Music in today's episode was by Kavin McLeod

1759
01:05:10,360 --> 01:05:12,680
of incompetech.filmmusic.io.

1760
01:05:12,680 --> 01:05:15,280
Dumbgeons and Dragons is a Dumb Dragons production.